Things not to do in T.J....
 

I'm finally free with a short list of what not to do in T.J unless you're trying to go to "jail"

1. Piss = $25 fine or goto jail

2. Spit = see above

3. Cop an attitude for some green card having ass that calls you "pinchi maette"= depends on how bad you kicked his ass it could be a $100 fine or a session with Poncho!!!

And a bonus for all the gringos that don't know how to get the Mexican street vendors from pestering you...

1. When one of these guys begin to harass you stop him cold in his tracks by saying "You have nice things here, but what I'm looking for is a red, white and blue firehydrant with an eagle flipping the bird to Saddam".

Have fun watching them scratch their heads in bewilderment...
Of course you can come up with your own bullshit to tell them, this one is just for starters...:winkwink:

how is it without lube? :Oh crap

heh... reminds me of a funny story


Went to Mexico a few years ago when I was driving a truck. My partner and I crossed the border and were walking down the street. This little mexican boy keeps pestering us. "mister what you want" "mister I show you a good time" etc. Well after finally getting fed up with him I turned around and looked him in the eye and told him I liked little blond haired blue eyed boys. Little guys eyes got really big and off he ran. I forgot about him. About a half hour later I feel this tugging on my shirt. I turn around I will be damned if it isnt the little shit with a blond haired blue eyed boy of about 12 years old.

Moral of the story. Be careful what you ask for or you just may get it.

We almost did get it. Baddog had one of the shop keeprers calling a bunch of his friends and on the 3rd or 4th call...The dude actually came up with a white fire hydrant for us. I think they wanted $125.00 for it or something.

As far as TSB and the lube thing.....He ran off so you will have to wait for him to get back to respond.

Not gooood at all man...

We'll just say that next time I'll pay the .25 cents to use the bano...

Especially if it keeps my bungholio safe...!!!:helpme

yes, I found us a white one for $122. Have to admit the fire hydrant ruse only lasted for maybe an hour. The machine gun was found in a record 5 minutes.

Too many people willing to sell saline implants with matching serial numbers, but I think they were probably bogus.

Now, the rebuild kit for the Bendix or Lenkurt carbs had no takers.

yeah, we figured that out quick when we asked for the Mac10 and the 84 grams of black tar heroin

How about things not to do on citywalk and then at the rainbow room lol lol

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hahaha that was some funny shit