If happiness was a product, how would you advertise it?
 

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see sig.

Increase your happiness 100% overnight - using our Brand NEW canned happiness - you can be truly content and overjoyed with life... Full money back guarantee should you stay a miserable fuck.

Double opt in?

I would bottle it up and give it away for free:)

A late night infomercial with plenty of testimonials.

free 30 minute trials prechecked crossbills six ways till sunday

I meant something like an outdoor with slogan/text (image and text)... but good answers here! :winkwink:

Get this and finally be happy with your Penis Size.

as a pill to recomend to your doctor like everyone else does.

Look better and feel GREAT!

Happiness - there's nothing better to help a person look their best. You'll feel more alert, your performance will improve, and you'll enjoy everything in your life more than ever before!

Plus there's nothing like sex when you're 100% happy!

We recommend happiness - there's nothing like it!

Try happiness today - click here

Happiness.....

It's like hookers and drugs wrapped in one emotion....

act now and get greed and self loathing at no additional charge

PROZAC... the key to happiness... :Graucho

LOL