Breaking News: Reason for the war in Iraq
 

Funny how that always manages to happen isn't it.

Just be smart and buy stock in Haliburton (HAL) and cash in on the action. Its up 27% since the beginning of the year.

:Graucho

Remember that other stock I posted about ZROS. It was trading at .02 cents it closed yesterday at .18 1/2 cents.

:)

I have always maintained that my friend Joe...of Joe's Acme Construction Company and his six employees should have the contracts...never mind that Haliburton is one of the biggest international construction companies in the world.

I don't remember but I'm gonna be dumping some shares in the next few days of RIMM and will need a new company to invest in. Got any leads?

WG

I just never have luck with stocks, rather buy another tanning salon or property, thats just me.

Iraq was the biggest armed robbery in history

http://chart.yahoo.com/c/1y/h/hal.gif
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Ding Dang! What were the chances that this war was all about oil? Who'd have thunk it?

Why do you hate America? :)

How are tanning salons as a biz? I almost got into it, and made an offer on one small one, that I used to go to and the guy was selling cheap, but then changed my mind after reading about liabilities with UV radiation giving people cancer and stuff.

Its nice and its positive cash flow weekly not like most resturants etc.

But yes like anything else there can be liability issues.

Another good one that almosts never loses is gyms.

You will be suprised how many people come into a salon and pay 100 bucks for 20 points and never come again, and how many people signup for a year to a gym they go 5 times and thats it.

Both are also 70% cash

heh thats the problem, isnt it? Literally everything you do in a business has some liability risk or lawsuit-prone issue. I think the best way to make money in US now is to have a successful million dollar lawsuit, and retire lol.

Que pasa?

lol im always lookin who to sue, got a great lawyer but no work for him

I'm guilty of being one of those people :(

Me too...
WG

Obviously the best way to make money in the US is to have the vice president on your payroll.

Yep same here. Bought an expensive year membership and only went a couple months.

I couldn't handle the stench in the men's locker room after working out. And what really broke the camels back I walk in one afternoon after working out and this fat old fucker is lying down on one of the benchs stretched out naked with his sweaty ass germs I'm sure leaking down. The guy then blows a trainload of hardcore farts on the bench. The kind you know are blasting out particles with the gas. He gets up and doesn't even have the courtesy to wipe it down. So I go over to look at it and sure enough there are brown shit drops from his fat ass all over the bench.

Grossed me out so much thinking this locker room has got to be loaded with germs, bacteria, viruses and STD's. And I never went back after that.

omg lol i know what ya mean

You shoulda photo'd that shit and sold it for content!

Coulda paid for your wasted Gym membership.

I won't be able to eat for a week now! BLEECH!!

But your post for some reason jogged my mind about the first Airplane movie where "Billy" is asked by the Captain (as he's sitting on his lap I vaguely remember) whether or not he enjoys watching "Gladiator" movies!:1orglaugh

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not really breaking news at all.

Yeah I used to work at a gym for a while ... some people do the grossest shit in those change rooms. Dudes would always sit bare assed in the change room lounge on the couches and watch TV. Can turn you into a big germophobe in a hurry. LOL.

Why are you a dumb parrot? :)

Same here, and I do believe that I only went 5 times LOL But I will be back after the long weekend....

I don't care if God Almighty is chairman of the board and Jesus Christ is the CEO.
They should have had to go through the bidding process like every other government contractor.

There's no way you can sit there with a straight face and say there's nothing wrong with how this went down.

I'd rather just buy some weights and work out at home than pay for a membership at a gym.

Anyway, I can work out at work in our fitness center.

money is the root of all evil.

feel free to quote me.

"Money is the root of all evil" 404

quoted ... 404 :1orglaugh

yeah...big business sucks...but we all knew that...scumbags want to make a profit on everything