For the next 30 minutes, I will answer any questions
 

I'm stuck at a creative point here and need some perspective/distraction before I push on. if it goes well, I may (or may not) extend it.

so ask away.


(Disclaimer: I reserve the right to not answer any question at my sole discretion)

What questions are you afraid to answer?

Are you a drama queen in real life as well?

Afraid? None. Reserved? Anything deeply personal.

are there any illegal immagrants in hawaii?

Do you love cock?

No. I'm actually quite shy. Your first reaction to that will most likely be laughter, but it's truth.

Yes. I partied with one this summer.

Well i actually can believe that.

People can be so different on chat boards.

whats your GFY password? :winkwink:

Literally? No. Metaphorically? Of course.

How much would it cost to buy you from Lensman?

I don't remember. I never logout.

Was the head of your penis really amputated? Why was it amputated?

are you black?

If I came to Hawaii would you teach me how to surf? :winkwink:

Is Lensman like a slave-driver to work for? (excuse the horrible grammar)

Is it OK to fake orgasm during masturbation?

Cost is relative to me. "Cost" does not evenly translate to $. I gave my word on certain elements, and that means more than $ to me. So if you wanna factor in loyalty, honesty, dedication, technical expertise, experience, common sense, and my unbending word, and put a $ amount to it to pull me.....

$750,000

Not true.

No.

No.

IS your cock meaty or plump?

Have you ever went to where Magnum, PI was filmed?

what, in your opinion are the top factors that makes a tour actually convert the surfer into a member

Conveniently the cost of your new house, no? Suprisingly affortable :).

Boxers or briefs?

2 Questions
Are tourists a target for thugs and thieves in Hawaii?
Is Maui Wowee really as good as they say it is?

Is Gary hiding at your place??? :Graucho

Is the glass half full or half empty?

Q1: Which per-signup sponsor currently converts the best with general TGP traffic?

Q2: I'm sick of sucky TGP traffic and horrible conversions, what should I turn to with no or little (>$500) investment needed?

Seiously - what can I do (short of hiring you for 3/4 of a Million dollars) to improve my tour. Sorry, had to get the smart ass questions out first. www.povporn.com/welcome.html

A brutal whip-crackin' driver.

j/k

I wouldn't say "slave driver", although I may have used those exact words in the past out of convenience for lack of something more appropriate, they don't really fit. Lensman, is.....


hmmm..... lemme smoke on this one, grab a beer, and collect my thoughts. I wanna get it right.

To the less educated, yes.... "slave driver" would apply. But it's really not the case. Lensman is definately driven. He's extremely intelligent and knows exactly what he wants, and how to get there. The A-Team exists to make that happen. He is an active part of that process, and he doesn't settle for 2nd place. We all work hard, toward a common goal, and that's what makes it work. He knows which buttons to push and when, and he also knows when to lay back. Lens is a very shrewd businessman. He didn't get to where he is by being slack.

Slave driver doesn't really apply in the true sense of the word.

While unsatisfying at best, it remains personal preference.

my first guess would be get rid of the baby blue

neither.

That'd be O'ahu. And no.... unless you count the Honolulu airport.

dont you think its WRONG to be "wasting" most of your life (at this point) on a message board? plz tell me, for I have the same problem as you do :(

If I wanted to come to Hawaii and take photos of one of my models naked on the beach, could we stay at your house?

what programs do u use to design

Leading.

That's it. Lead your customer. Don't throw a bunch of random shit out there and hope for the best. You HAVE to lead them. I'm not a fisherman, but I would guess it's alot like fishing. Lead them with bait, and once you hook 'em, reel 'em in. There is a flow to a website.... that flow can take many different shapes, but ultimately, you must lead your customer to the buy. If the site is haphazardly strewn about, you're shooting at fish in a barrel hoping to get lucky.

Does your girl have new jopb prospects yet? If they don't come along (I believe her job was part of the reason you were able to move there), will you move back?

has nothing to do with my house. Just a number I plucked outta my ass.

actually, sport boxers.

1. Yes, but it depends on where you go. O'ahu is bad. Maui is not so bad. Resorts are pretty much safe. Staying with Kama'aina is as safe as it gets.

2. I don't smoke ganja or do any other drugs, so I don't know.

If I come to Hawaii are we gonna go surfing? No lessons needed here.

No. Gary is pissing me off. I spent two years cultivating a VERY close and personal as well as business relationship with this guy, and he has vanished into the night without so much as a fucking goodbye.

For that, Gary is now dead to me.

Who is Gary?

Makes no difference, my bar is fully stocked at all times so I can always refill the glass.

How many tattoos do you have.