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I first started masturbation at age 8 and became addicted to it. By age 11 I was masturbating 4-6 times every day for 9 years straight until now at age 20. I have completely stopped masturbating after discovering your website and learning about the damage i have done to myself. I suffer from depression, mood swings, lack of interest in life and lack of motivation to do anything. I also suffer blurry vision, eye floaters,
and lower back pain. I am now Impotent and can only get very weak erections through hand stimulation. Penile Shrinkage is also occuring. I am asking for your help because I want to heal my body and undo the severe damage that I have done to myself. I want to have the penis that I was meant to have--the penis that I could have had if had never discovered masturbation.
Please Help me, I have completely kicked the horrible masturbation habit and I am willing to do whatever you tell me I must do to heal myself and regain what i have lost. I am not looking for a quick fix as I am patient and willing to heal myself gradually
step by step. I am Strict Catholic and a Virgin who seeks to restore his severely damaged reproductive system for his future married life someday. I thank God that I found your website or I would never have quit masturbation. Please Help Me!

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Dr Lin: 4/26/2001>
Boy! Sexually, you are in the male menopause state.
Well, we can reverse male menopause with MoodMax (1-014) + Viagrowth-IV (1-005) and Ginseng Power Max 4x (2-007).
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It has taken several years for you to reach this menopause state. Naturally, it will take a few months to repair the damage.
God bless and help you.

That cracked me up :)