Need some help with my personal ad :-(
 

Any suggestions? This is what I wrote so far :



About Me

I don't play games and have no interest in women that do. Let's be honest it doesn't really matters what I say here. If you like my pic you will probably going to email me and if you don't you probably haven't made it this far.


Perfect Match

I would love to meet a woman who will give 100% in the sack. Oral sex skills are a plus. Must be open to the thought of menage twats

Ideal Relationship

My ideal relationship consists of two people who are sexually attracted to each other. Fucking 5 x per week is a must


Perfect First Date

Going to a quiet place, having dinner , drinks then going back to my place for some hot sex .


Interests

My favorite cuisines: womens vaginas
My favorite music: tka
I own/like the following pets: none
My favorite physical activities: Fucking
My favorite pastimes: Masturbating

What site? Match.com?

:Graucho

jDoG

Add: Favorite quote: "Juiiiiicy"

You forgot to include must have cute friends who are into guido's

Good grammar and spelling is really important. :2 cents:

Yo does the human pheremone shit work or is it just hype?

Those are great! You should get a lot of replys!

jDog

Actually, it works as far as I have heard. 100% moneyback guarantee, so I would hope so! Haha.
We sell a lot of them and get like ZERO returns.

And I even hear if REALLY UGLY chicks wear the male stuff, it even attracts males - which is not natural. So it has to work.

:thumbsup
You want a bottle man? If you want one you gotta take a camera out and takes pics of all the women you pick up.

hey juicyfag you better get off the board before your mom comes home:winkwink:

She turns tricks at the corner at night she wont be home for awhile :1orglaugh

looks good 2 me

Reason I ask is that like 5 years ago there was aproduct called "SCORE" no joke , I ordered it and it didnt really work smelled like toilet piss lol

I don't remember that, was it in stores or on the net?

Nah, this stuff is condensed pheromone, it's pretty potent. Doesn't smell like cat piss, lol.

Actually it was on the radio, I think this was like in 1994 . After a hard night of womazing at the clubs me and friends were chilling eating bagels at the bagel joint trying to see if any drunk hoochies rolll up. Then the radio playeedd the ad and I ordered it

:1orglaugh
9 years of advanced science man. :)

Do you offer any guido discounts?

I'm beginning to think that our resident guido munches on the meat flaps even less than I do. I pity you!