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OsirisID 10-04-2003 02:11 AM

I fucked your girlfriend last night...
 
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way

I serve too many masters.

We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude.
But you wouldn't know what you were doing because
I didn't, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted
To fuck.

I'm serving too many fucking masters.
(I told you. I told you motherfucker)

:glugglug

Sosa 10-04-2003 02:15 AM

fuck you

OsirisID 10-04-2003 02:19 AM

Right back at ya... :thumbsup

KaLi 10-04-2003 02:21 AM

God dammit! :warning

swedguy 10-04-2003 02:23 AM

I hope you wore a condom.

OsirisID 10-04-2003 02:25 AM

Sure didn't, is that why it burns when I go pee pee?

integrated 10-04-2003 02:28 AM

NO DEAL

kmanrox 10-04-2003 02:30 AM

i bet your asshole is feeling pretty violated right about now, eh?

OsirisID 10-04-2003 02:32 AM

It is a little sore, but at least the k-y helped some.

OsirisID 10-04-2003 02:34 AM

integrated, how about I integrate my foot with your sack?
:thumbsup

kmanrox 10-04-2003 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
It is a little sore, but at least the k-y helped some.
thx for the reminder, i need more KY , need to pickup on the way home

swedguy 10-04-2003 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
Sure didn't, is that why it burns when I go pee pee?
Burns? That's just the beginning.

Have a nice life :thumbsup

OsirisID 10-04-2003 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
Burns? That's just the beginning.

Have a nice life :thumbsup

:helpme

integrated 10-04-2003 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
integrated, how about I integrate my foot with your sack?
:thumbsup

i think your a few chops short of a barbie


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