All I want is an electric can opener!
 

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Why can't I get a decent one that works? They either fuckin' break, or they are too hi-tech for their own fuckin' good.

I just want one that works!!!

Do it by hand, you lazy shit.

whats wrong with the simple one?

I open about one can a month if that. Get a nice hand one.

When added up, the time it takes to change batteries each week, evens out the time it takes to open cans manually.. :warning
Get a life Bozo. Opening cans by electricity... damn.
I once won a price in a tournament. It was an electric jar opener.. Yes. Jar.... It went right to the can. LOL... The trashcan.

:thumbsup

You change batteries in your electric can opener?

I have one that I just open cat food cans with (about 5 or 6 cans a day) ...It was like $15 bucks in Walmart last year. Works great... my cats hear it 2 miles down the road. lol

I use a manual one for people food

mmmm.. I like beans

Was thinking the same thing.:glugglug

Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead. :thumbsup

i like pickels

wtf are pickles in a can?

I heard on some news report recently that studies show canned veggies are actually healthier. ::shrugs::

since when?

Fill me in

LOL

Do electric can openers require batteries?:)

Get a butler to do it

Yes. Yes they do. Some do. Mine does. Yes, mine does. Even my electric JAR opener. Batteries need for this one as well. :)

5 or 6 cans a day? How many cats do you have?

Please tell me what brand and where I can buy it. Thanks:)

Jar or can? :)

I've used those hand ones since I was a kid. Only about 2 years ago did we TRY to switch to electric, and they all suck.

Thank GOD spam has a peel back top!!!

Both... I need holiday gift ideas. The urls would be nice too. Thanks:)

I have owned two or three in my life, but I hardly ever used them. It's always been easier to grab on of the hand ones and do it that way.

LOL... I ACTUALLY went check... lol.
They are out or production. BOTH of them.
http://www.evadenmark.com
Not included on the list. Couple years ago thou...
Perhaps sale was negliable :2 cents:

Yeah, I think I'm starting to realize that. I can crack open a can in just a few seconds with the hand ones. The electric ones we have take longer anyway.

Hmmm, maybe I should re-invent the electric can opener.

I had an under-the-counter one that just stopped working reliably after about a year, just went and bought a handheld one that is rechargeable and goes back into a little charging base when you're done with it. Surprisingly enough, it works pretty nicely.