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badmunchkin 10-11-2003 06:32 PM

No More Meat Curtains!
 
This doctor specializes ONLY in vaginal reshaping. Lucky fucker.:1orglaugh

Many women have very large and unsightly external genital structures. All surgery of the female genitalia is performed by Bernard H. Stern, M.D. Dr. Stern is certified by the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology and is a former Clinical Professor in OB/GYN at the University of Miami Medical School. He is a Member of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery and Accredited by the Florida Academy of Cosmetic Surgery. He has over 25 years of private practice experience and is one of the select few with advanced training and experience in the surgical rejuvenation of the female genitalia and now limits his practice exclusively to these procedures.
http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/Cosm..._genitalia.htm

Ludedude 10-11-2003 06:35 PM

He's lucky since he gets paid by the patient, on time and in full. Doubtful he ever has to fight with the asinine insurance companies for his cash.

Adorno 10-11-2003 06:35 PM

Few thing I will never understand.

Guys who like hairy cooch.
Guys who can stick stinky cooch.
Guys who like beef curtains.

The ultimate in disgust comes from a woman with all 3.

Anything short of a papercut framed in a wisp of cotton candy nauseates me.

Adorno 10-11-2003 06:36 PM

and god bless this man for doing the world a public service.

Abyss_Vee 10-11-2003 06:37 PM

nasty

Libertine 10-11-2003 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adorno
Few thing I will never understand.

Guys who like hairy cooch.
Guys who can stick stinky cooch.
Guys who like beef curtains.

The ultimate in disgust comes from a woman with all 3.

Anything short of a papercut framed in a wisp of cotton candy nauseates me.

I take it you don't particularly like 70's porn? :1orglaugh

Adorno 10-11-2003 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld


I take it you don't particularly like 70's porn? :1orglaugh

I pretty much hate all porn. While at least the porn skanks of today are required by law to shave, who wants to see a freshly shaven hatched wound? At least if it was hairy it would camouflage the disasters most of the porn skanks call vaginas. Far too many multicolored beef curtain skanks in porn.

70s porn a particularly bleak period in porn history. Seriously, I cannot handle hairy.

asuna 10-11-2003 06:50 PM

Dr. Stern
<img src="http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/images/stern.jpg">

badmunchkin 10-11-2003 06:52 PM

A Stern Patient:
http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/grap...hildbirth1.jpg

badmunchkin 10-11-2003 06:54 PM

Beefy Goodness:http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/grap...b--a-final.jpg

badmunchkin 10-11-2003 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
A Stern Patient:
http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/grap...hildbirth1.jpg

It looks like he just left her a creampie while she was sedated in the before photo. :1orglaugh What is going on in that pussy? :helpme

Libertine 10-11-2003 06:56 PM

For some odd reason those pictures make me nauseous :repuke

gornyhuy 10-11-2003 07:00 PM

I personally like a little roast beef. Gives you something to chew on. :Graucho

Helix 10-11-2003 07:01 PM

bet he saves the trimmings and sells it to the pork rind companys

neewwman 10-11-2003 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adorno


Anything short of a papercut framed in a wisp of cotton candy nauseates me.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

badmunchkin 10-11-2003 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adorno


I pretty much hate all porn. While at least the porn skanks of today are required by law to shave, who wants to see a freshly shaven hatched wound? At least if it was hairy it would camouflage the disasters most of the porn skanks call vaginas. Far too many multicolored beef curtain skanks in porn.

70s porn a particularly bleak period in porn history. Seriously, I cannot handle hairy.

damn, you're picky dude. Very few women have vaginas that naturally look like beautiful "flowers" - :1orglaugh Pussy's good in many flavors.

Zoe_Zoebaboe 10-11-2003 07:25 PM

Labia Stretching

For some reason this bothers me.


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