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DarkJedi 10-22-2003 08:09 AM

What are the best ways to whiten one's teeth?
 
I heard that $1000 gets yuo laser bleaching which requires 1 visit and is the most effective method. But fuck that - too expensive.

klik 10-22-2003 08:11 AM

only true pimps can afford true pimpin teeth

johnbosh 10-22-2003 08:13 AM

Why not make it gold for that price :1orglaugh

Flynn 10-22-2003 08:16 AM

get the crest white strips. those work just as well as the dentist, they just take longer. a dentist told a friend of mine to spend $30 rather than $500. but i don't know, that's just what i was told

Morgan 10-22-2003 08:22 AM

quit smoking and drinking coffee and brush them for christ's sake.

DarkJedi 10-22-2003 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
quit smoking and drinking coffee and brush them for christ's sake.

i dont smoke / drink coffee and I do brush teeth

try putting shaving cream on your face and then smile in the mirror. see the difference ?

PerfectionGirls 10-22-2003 08:41 AM

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Why not make it gold for that price
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Odie 10-22-2003 08:41 AM

actually, I got a mold of my teeth made and the dentist gave me some whitener, it's supposed to be noticeable after 2 or 3 times, u wear it to bed and TADAHH!!!

p.s. cost me $300, depends on your dentist..:2 cents:

PersianKitty 10-22-2003 08:41 AM

hehe. ..just submit to my site for the best advice ;)

rooster 10-22-2003 08:42 AM

crest white strips, and move away from europe

eroswebmaster 10-22-2003 08:42 AM

Kneel before me and I'll make your teeth white.

angeleyes 10-22-2003 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I heard that $1000 gets yuo laser bleaching which requires 1 visit and is the most effective method. But fuck that - too expensive.
It's very painful as well if you have sensitive teeth or poor enamel. I know a guy that had to stop half way through and only half his smile is white.. it looks ridiculous.

myjah 10-22-2003 08:46 AM

Colgate "Simply White" works for me

brand0n 10-22-2003 08:46 AM

brush 3 times a day

fang 10-22-2003 08:50 AM

Use a sandblaster and wash it down with beer.

iroc409 10-22-2003 08:51 AM

i hear hydrogen peroxide works just as well as the white strips, and that kinda crap. and you can get a big bottle of it for $1.00. that's what my mom says, i haven't really tried it.

yeah, it tastes like crap. just don't swallow it.

klik 10-22-2003 08:52 AM

http://www.wegotussomemedicalwaste.com i think they sell teeth..

DarkJedi 10-22-2003 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
hehe. ..just submit to my site for the best advice ;)
hehehe :winkwink:

Freeway 10-22-2003 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Kneel before me and I'll make your teeth white.
I knew that one was coming.
Im surprised it took a whole 11 posts for such an excellent cleche.

DarkJedi 10-22-2003 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by iroc409
i hear hydrogen peroxide works just as well as the white strips, and that kinda crap. and you can get a big bottle of it for $1.00. that's what my mom says, i haven't really tried it.

yeah, it tastes like crap. just don't swallow it.


hmmmm :uhoh:

Peter Romero 10-22-2003 09:01 AM

Quit kissing ass and your teeth will whiten RIGHT up!

JK - I don't know you, let's not start another thread about this and spend all day on GFY fighting instead of working. I just couldn't resist.

BlackCrayon 10-22-2003 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi



i dont smoke / drink coffee and I do brush teeth

try putting shaving cream on your face and then smile in the mirror. see the difference ?

teeth aren't supposed to be ultra white. they are by nature off white. i don't smoke or drink coffee either but one thing i found help make them a bit whiter was using an electric toothbrush. fuck the chemical shit and the fake hollywood image tho. they all have dentures lol.

iroc409 10-22-2003 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi



hmmmm :uhoh:


lol... it also seems to be quite effective on hard water stains and such :):)


it does say on the bottle you can use it for mouth wash. you just don't want to use it that way on a regular basis....

eroswebmaster 10-22-2003 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Freeway

I knew that one was coming.
Im surprised it took a whole 11 posts for such an excellent cleche.

I'm sure you mean cliche right?

Furious_Female 10-22-2003 09:22 AM

Crest White Strips work really great!! And use Crest Night Effects at night.... it's a little messy but works good too. I have been using both for awhile now and my teeth are super white.

kad 10-22-2003 09:34 AM

Get a tan.

loverboy 10-22-2003 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
Colgate "Simply White" works for me
:thumbsup also, regular visit to your dentist doesn't hurt.


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