I am giving haute cuisine to trick or treaters
 

thought I would do something different this year, since I had these canned peas I will never eat. I am giving out pea-kabobs

get 5 green peas on a toothpick, and wah-lah

I expect to have every kid in the neighborhood coming by tonight, maybe a few MILF's too. :thumbsup

Im giving out penny's wrapped in tin foil

What's your address? I am going to redirect my traffic to your place. :winkwink:

I made jello shots with vodka...
:)

We moved into a new house back in March and since it is on a busy street I expected a LOAD of Trick-or-Treaters - not a one.




Ah well, more chocolate for me.:glugglug

That's the last thing little Billy needs.

moms will love it...:thumbsup

You wanna be my Halloween MILF?

There are some nice eye candy! :winkwink:

and it won't rot your teeth

I expected TONS of kids, since we hear them all of the time...bought a HUGE bag of candy...Not ONE child has been down my hall!

I had so many that I had to go to the store and buy some more peas. I also got some canned corn, and are alternating peas and corn on the toothpicks.

The kids seem to love them

i gave out fried chicken legs to the kids in my hood........they loved it

us either, what teh fuck? last few years have been slower & slower nomatter where i have lived. I remmber the days when peopel were all over the fucken place on halloween night. I think peopel are jsut to worrysome now. alot of the exclusive gated communities are closing off vehicle traffic & peopel are flocking there.

As a kid we sured to play ball in the street, now(I live in a nice neighborhood) you dont see a damn kid playing outside.
Damn kids are all probally eating cheetos, drinking moutain dew, & playing video games. Rotting their brains, & giving them selves diabeties all so there Guchi moms dont have to worry them selves with teh thought that some pedo is gonna snach their kid.

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Kayla Id trick or treat @ your house.:thumbsup

& then change costumes & come back!

:( Feel very sad for kids growing up these days. I also remember a lot more play time outside then I see lately.

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stfu you old fart

If my house was a TGP, I got listed on the Hun in the #1 position for a month.

We had a zillion kids come by for about 3 hours. Little fuckers went thru all 6 bags of candy.

I saved a few reces; cups for me :)