Off Topic: Top Ten Reasons why my Babs Streisand lesbian affair didn?t work
 

I just had to post this today
and this is the best place to do it
:1orglaugh


10] I kept making her wear the ?Yentl? costume to bed.

09] Constantly fighting over the nose-hair trimmer.

08] She caught me in the pool house with Janet Reno.

07] She got tired of me yelling, ?Hey, funny girl, how about heating up some chicken wings.

06] ?Oh my God! They killed Kenny!? ? ?You bastards!.?

05] Disagreement over who?s on top.

04] A sexual wedge of suspicion was driven between us by Ellen.

03] Her rigorous concert schedule of one show every four years took too much of her time away from me.

02] I got sick of finding Hillary?s panties under the bed.

01] She never cut her nails.

I sympathize with your sentiment!! :evil-laug