Why The Fuck I Keep Farting ?
 

just took a shit an hour ago...but I still keep farting like a motherfucker. and it stinks the whole room. I have to smoke like 3 cigs to kill the dead rat smell but it didn't help.

What the fuck can I do to stop farting?
I'm sure I don't wanna take another poop.

Please help.

Thank you
L[]c

P.s I farted in my car so many times that's why my car now stinks like shit too.

:helpme :mad:

thats how it started for a friend of mine.

but not to worry.

he's dead now.

R.I.P.


when they start to talk of Barrium enimas you know it is getting serious.

then it is just time to go.

shoving a single corn cob up your asshole will stop all of the above problems.
http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/corncob.jpg

Full of hot air is all I could think of. Fitting, though, no?

Butt-Plug ??

is there a sponxer for that?

This guy has the answer to all your farting questions.


The Fart Doctor

Luc Duboi :321GFY

Dude eat healthy!

eat more beans.

Shoving one of these up your ass a few times out to help - if you dont mind the smell



http://edition.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/...ry.coleman.jpg

Spark Plug? :1orglaugh

Drink a litre of syrop of figs and eat some of that crapping chocholate

Cures you farting...


And also cures a cough

if you chew on or eat ice - it'll give you gas

get some papaya enzyme chewables

Dude your dying:(