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cluck 11-25-2003 08:13 AM

Church declares the internet a christian service
 
http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

So apparently their campaign is:

The internet is from America
America is Christian(backed up by one line from the constitution where they use "In the year of our Lord", in other words, AD)
Therefore, the internet is christian
It should be censored as any other christian organization would censor their media

So who wants to help me seriously fuck with these guys?

myjah 11-25-2003 08:15 AM

there are just so many different things i could say here. i'm not even sure where to begin. how about we begin with the separation of church and state...

kmanrox 11-25-2003 08:15 AM

we all provide great christian services for christian people.... mastabatory visual assistance... what more do they want?

cluck 11-25-2003 08:19 AM

Quote:

This is just the first strike in a larger opperation that we at OBJECTIVE: Ministries are aware of. We have it on good authority that Attorney General Ashhahahahaha will be targeting other Internet sites that spread religious hatespeech disinformation, using the same tactics that were employed in the recent Operation Pipe Dream. We have been in contact with Federal agents about the activities of Americhrist Ltd. and are cooperating with them in their investigations. Stay tuned.

THAT is scary.

FATPad 11-25-2003 08:20 AM

Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.

crockett 11-25-2003 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.
lol

BRISK 11-25-2003 08:26 AM

Christians are amazingly insecure about their religion

cluck 11-25-2003 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You know, I bet if they catch on they'll start a campaign saying they've found the den of sin where all porn on the internet origionates from.

BRISK 11-25-2003 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You know, I bet if they catch on they'll start a campaign saying they've found the den of sin where all porn on the internet origionates from.

I welcome that day. :1orglaugh

Pieter 11-25-2003 08:38 AM

Oh no, if the internet is christian, I just surfed to hell! :feels-hot

xdcdave 11-25-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Christians are amazingly insecure about their religion
that's why it's a "blind faith", because there's nothing to see there.

JFK 11-25-2003 08:44 AM

Well, HOLY FUCK...................:Graucho

sperbonzo 11-25-2003 08:53 AM

This is the same crap that you see on college campuses every day, only their religion is "sensativity" and political correctness, but the outrageous censorship is the same.

:feels-hot

NBDesign 11-25-2003 08:59 AM

They will love my new site... www.getphucked.com... that is the whole basis for the site... listing opinions about the corrupt government, business and anyones else that needs to get phucked.

Site will be open early 2004. Stay tuned. :winkwink:

Rocky 11-25-2003 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
there are just so many different things i could say here. i'm not even sure where to begin. how about we begin with the separation of church and state...
Bush conducts a prayer before every meeting

upon sitting at the last council meeting here in my small town noticed that they also began the meeting with a prayer

the separation of church and state is crucial

who 11-25-2003 11:38 AM

"God Bless America."

BRISK 11-25-2003 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
Bush conducts a prayer before every meeting
Serious? Where did you hear that?

stocktrader23 11-25-2003 11:42 AM

Somebody tell me this conversation is not fucking happening? You fucking guys kill me! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 11-25-2003 11:54 AM

And we fuck the Church :1orglaugh

JDog 11-25-2003 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Yea, they might put a link to us then for all the religious FUCK HEADS to look at! Man, that is why I hate religions! They could all suck my cock!

jDOG

Rocky 11-25-2003 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK


Serious? Where did you hear that?

on CBC and in a BBC documentary

stocktrader23 11-25-2003 11:59 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

JDog 11-25-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You know, I bet if they catch on they'll start a campaign saying they've found the den of sin where all porn on the internet origionates from.

I'm proud to be in the den of hell! :1orglaugh

jDoG

BRISK 11-25-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

shhhhhhhh :winkwink:

Zorgman 11-25-2003 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .?.
"God Bless America."
You left out the second line. Which is the most important.

"and I hope we blow those Iraqie sons of bitches to hell...

Amen",

nuclei 11-25-2003 12:12 PM

http://4retards.com/olobsban.gif

TheJimmy 11-25-2003 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.
and yet no one has posted a welcome picture of ******* yet?

TheJimmy 11-25-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky

...the separation of church and state is crucial


the Taliban would disagree with you....

Furious_Female 11-25-2003 12:53 PM

::makes the sign of the cross::

TheJimmy 11-25-2003 12:57 PM

"For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist."



so I guess they're not a fan of that newsgroup, what was it?


something about dirty-something-the-skull-of-jesus?

ytcracker 11-25-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Somebody tell me this conversation is not fucking happening? You fucking guys kill me! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
i saw them post landoverbaptist as a serious site too
i am holding my tongue


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