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ok_ok_ok 12-14-2003 01:07 AM

Ever been caught masturbating?
 
This guy has. The funny part is that he appears to be getting off to anime porn (hentai).

http://www.kthxdie.com/Videos/gotcaught.wmv

0.58mb

JDog 12-14-2003 01:10 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's fucking funny! It does sound like anime.

jDoG

budz 12-14-2003 01:11 AM

don't think so, I got a good hiding spot...

Odin88 12-14-2003 01:12 AM

Looks fake.

woj 12-14-2003 01:12 AM

lol, owned :1orglaugh

PostWhore 12-14-2003 01:36 AM

fake

mastamindz 12-14-2003 01:37 AM

Fuck, I knew that video would surface someday.

:(

adultwebware 12-14-2003 01:39 AM

nice scenario, but bad role-playing :glugglug wan't there any other actor?

Paul Markham 12-14-2003 01:43 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 12-14-2003 01:46 AM

i usually spread my legs when i spank it to anime porn:Graucho

Zappu 12-14-2003 02:58 AM

hehehe. it's great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Trax 12-14-2003 03:03 AM

haha
awesome

FuckFind 12-14-2003 03:11 AM

This may be a whole different issue but....

the only time i was "caught" was when i was about 15-16, and i was gettin head from this girl I dated way back when. It was 3-4 in the morning and she was over, and we were in my living room...

the view from couch (where i basically was looking at all times, sitting on the couch looking forward) was towards the stairs up to my bedroom and my parents bedroom...

all the lights were off, of course i didn't think anything and i was enjoying myself, not really "listening hard" for any noises of parents coming downstairs...

no lights came on, nothing, all of a sudden I glance up and theres my old man, staring right at me, looking me right in the eyes from about 15 feet away while this girl was licking and digesting my wee wee.

what could I do? I'm looking at my pops while getting a fucking blow job!

I just froze fellas, thats it. He just stared for about 10 seconds, and quietly walked away...

my boner shriveled and went to nothing, she stopped 2-3 minutes later cause of my obvious pool-like shrinkage, i told her i was really tired and we went to bed...

SHE STILL DOESNT KNOW

to this day

that this happened


lol

FF!

avion 12-14-2003 03:44 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Raf1 12-14-2003 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuckFind
This may be a whole different issue but....

the only time i was "caught" was when i was about 15-16, and i was gettin head from this girl I dated way back when. It was 3-4 in the morning and she was over, and we were in my living room...

the view from couch (where i basically was looking at all times, sitting on the couch looking forward) was towards the stairs up to my bedroom and my parents bedroom...

all the lights were off, of course i didn't think anything and i was enjoying myself, not really "listening hard" for any noises of parents coming downstairs...

no lights came on, nothing, all of a sudden I glance up and theres my old man, staring right at me, looking me right in the eyes from about 15 feet away while this girl was licking and digesting my wee wee.

what could I do? I'm looking at my pops while getting a fucking blow job!

I just froze fellas, thats it. He just stared for about 10 seconds, and quietly walked away...

my boner shriveled and went to nothing, she stopped 2-3 minutes later cause of my obvious pool-like shrinkage, i told her i was really tired and we went to bed...

SHE STILL DOESNT KNOW

to this day

that this happened


lol

FF!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nas7782 12-14-2003 04:17 AM

If that was my son, I'll give em' a two thumbs up. :thumbsup :thumbsup

FuckFind 12-14-2003 04:21 AM

The next day


i was nervous as hell to even be next to him, finally around 10-11pm i walked into my room, then had to ask him some question (dont remember)......


all he said, and i'll remember to this day...was...


"You do that shit again in my house, pack your bags."


FF!

flashfire 12-14-2003 04:30 AM

I just heard saddam was caught so this guy shouldnt feel too bad:1orglaugh

AphEX 12-14-2003 04:37 AM

i guess its "la blue girl"

serious 12-14-2003 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuckFind
The next day


i was nervous as hell to even be next to him, finally around 10-11pm i walked into my room, then had to ask him some question (dont remember)......


all he said, and i'll remember to this day...was...


"You do that shit again in my house, pack your bags."


FF!

haha i thought he would have been proud of you!

Reak 12-14-2003 05:24 AM

fucking owned ! :thumbsup

Mikey_219Inc 12-14-2003 07:39 AM

whats he all hunched over for? you gotta lean back and enjoy when jerking off ...

GeXus 12-14-2003 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
whats he all hunched over for? you gotta lean back and enjoy when jerking off ...
exactly..

com 12-14-2003 07:57 AM

hahaha my mom walked in on me getting head from my gf back in 8th grade... my aunt from out of town was right behind her.. talk about awkward

Oracle Porn 12-14-2003 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odin88
Looks fake.

Nikoleta 12-14-2003 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odin88
Looks fake.

Pete 12-14-2003 09:08 AM

That has GOT to suck! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Head 12-14-2003 09:17 AM

Some real REAL close calls but no.:moon

xxxoutsourcing 12-14-2003 10:26 AM

powered by wankers

strobi 12-14-2003 10:29 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shooter 12-14-2003 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odin88
Looks fake.
I agree.

Ic3m4nZ 12-14-2003 01:37 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice one


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