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MarkTiarra 12-28-2003 10:54 PM

Ever fuck a Real Doll?
 
$6000 or so! How many hookers could you get for that and for how long? Damn things better feel like the alien of sex and make you cum so hard you get a glimpse into the next world for that price! =]

Spunky 12-28-2003 10:56 PM

Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun :1orglaugh

OsirisID 12-28-2003 10:57 PM

I would, it'd be like fucking a dead chick.. YEAH BABY!!

mrthumbs 12-28-2003 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun :1orglaugh
a real man has a woman by his side that will suck it out!

Rictor 12-28-2003 11:00 PM

I want to. Maybe I should ask my mom for one for Christmas next year?

Turboface 12-28-2003 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun :1orglaugh

That's the best part.

:uhoh

fris 12-28-2003 11:03 PM

i have the jailbait realdoll.

MetaMan 12-28-2003 11:04 PM

i use a high powered elephant hose to spray out my real doll, i then donate the left over water to africa, i am a stand up guy. :thumbsup

Holly 12-28-2003 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs


a real man has a woman by his side that will suck it out!

A real man with a woman by his side, wouldn't be fucking a $6000 dollar piece of plastic. :1orglaugh

zzgundamnzz 12-28-2003 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
A real man with a woman by his side, wouldn't be fucking a $6000 dollar piece of plastic. :1orglaugh
I saw a special on HBO about a couple having a threesome with a real doll :Graucho

sandman! 12-28-2003 11:27 PM

I feel sorry for anyone that buys one of those.

pornJester 12-28-2003 11:29 PM

I had a threesome with 2 real dolls once :Graucho

Holly 12-28-2003 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


I saw a special on HBO about a couple having a threesome with a real doll :Graucho

I have seen that. I also saw the one (somewhere, can't remember) about the guy who went to the plushies convention and came out to his family about wanting to fuck stuffed animals. I swear to God I thought it was all a joke. I never knew either was real until I started selling porn. :helpme

Mr Pheer 12-28-2003 11:33 PM

Real Dolls are attractive just because they cant complain about anything or cry over stupid shit.

Too bad they cant do laundry :(

Gruntled 12-28-2003 11:34 PM

I don't think I'd drop that much on a doll, but I hear that the Fleshlights are pretty damn nice, easy to clean, and they're much cheaper than that. Best part is that you put the cap on it, and put it on the self, and it looks like a flashlight. You'd have to give up some closet real estate for a RealDoll.

zzgundamnzz 12-28-2003 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by Gruntled
I don't think I'd drop that much on a doll, but I hear that the Fleshlights are pretty damn nice, easy to clean, and they're much cheaper than that. Best part is that you put the cap on it, and put it on the self, and it looks like a flashlight. You'd have to give up some closet real estate for a RealDoll.
They got another one thats disguised as a can of beer. Think of the prank possiblities with that one :)

Mr Pheer 12-28-2003 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gruntled
I don't think I'd drop that much on a doll, but I hear that the Fleshlights are pretty damn nice, easy to clean, and they're much cheaper than that. Best part is that you put the cap on it, and put it on the self, and it looks like a flashlight. You'd have to give up some closet real estate for a RealDoll.
You ever see the movie "Parenthood"??

Everyone was sitting down for a family dinner, and the power went out. So Steve Martin reached in a drawer for the flashlight and turned it on, but it just buzzed. Then the lights came back and hes standing there holding a vibrator in front of everyone :1orglaugh

axelcat 12-28-2003 11:41 PM

never fucked one but 6000 is deep

TheJimmy 12-29-2003 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
Real Dolls are attractive just because they cant complain about anything or cry over stupid shit.

Too bad they cant do laundry :(


man, sometimes we think too much alike...


:thumbsup :thumbsup

MarkTiarra 12-29-2003 12:46 AM

FLeshlights?! What will they think of next????

QualityMpegs 12-29-2003 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


They got another one thats disguised as a can of beer. Think of the prank possiblities with that one :)

that's fucking disgusting :disgust

QualityMpegs 12-29-2003 12:56 AM

oh, and yes I would fuck a real doll for the hell of it if I had the chance...new, not preowned

Vitasoy 12-29-2003 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun :1orglaugh

that's the sick part :(

X37375787 12-29-2003 07:57 AM

I wonder if those dolls are really as flexible as they appear in the ads.

hornycash 12-29-2003 08:00 AM

i own a realdoll since 2000 and it's nice to fuck her in the ass.... i have one with a special deep anus for my long cock...:thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 12-29-2003 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer


You ever see the movie "Parenthood"??

Everyone was sitting down for a family dinner, and the power went out. So Steve Martin reached in a drawer for the flashlight and turned it on, but it just buzzed. Then the lights came back and hes standing there holding a vibrator in front of everyone :1orglaugh

that scene is the exact reason all my toys are very well hidden.

radical 12-29-2003 08:30 AM

Try a blow up sheep :thumbsup

TheEnforcer 12-29-2003 09:12 AM

I can't understand anyone paying for one of those things! Blows my mind that there are people that actually do buy them.


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