Table 31: No Pussies, No Whiners, No Sissies, No Crybabies, No Ugly People....
 

If you want to play poker in the tournament at my table, you best be ready for some mad shit-talking. And when I send your rootie poo candy ass packing for the day, don't whine about bad luck or how distracting my stunning good looks were -- just gather your shit and hit the trail, pussy!

Table 31: No Assclowns allowed (except for me)!

Think you have what it takes to knock the Mateo Express off the tracks?

Think again, you gerbil-stuffing fairy!

Anyone ever tell you, you look like ba-ba-booey from Howard Stern? Just an observation :)

Only some suicidal guy.

Don't bring your mother into this, it was a simple question :)

:1orglaugh

My teeth aren't half the size of his anyway. Which table are you at?

Let's go, sissies -- no one wants to face the Buffster in a drawdown? I'll come all in over the top on ya, just like I did your sister/girlfriend the other night!

Come get the beatdown on Table 31! Asswhuppin' dispensed free of charge!

HAHAHA you are a legend in your own mind :1orglaugh

You know it! And after the tournament, I will be a legend in your mind too!

I plan on distracting my opponents by whipping out my 14 inch cock to intimidate them when I think they're bluffing.

Oh.. no ugly people... that leaves me out :1orglaugh

I'd end up with all your money anyway.... I can play some poker.

:1orglaugh Mark the "Bluff" Mateo

The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.

I can expect that you will be wearing a bag then Mark :1orglaugh

Hey! Its not their fault they are ugly, the goverment should of neutered their parents...

I like how you think. Join up for table 31.

Table 31 will be easy to spot for it will be the only table with Buff playing by himself...

Just because your ugly, doesnt meen ALL webmasters are.

Appreciate the gesture :), Im not going to be making it to vegas though.. I have to be in canada during that time :(

So if one isnt sure he/she is an assclown, then they probably are?

I stopped gambling as soon as I saw 10 massive , elaborate, marble floored Hotel/Casinos a year opening in Vegas every year and realized who was winning 99% of the time.

P.T. Barnum!

Damn, that filled up Table 31 fast!

* Buff - PureCash
* John Chennavasin - TopBucks Webmaster
* Chris DeYoung - Joana Jet
* Joana Jet - Joana Jet
* Fletcher - Perfection Cash
* Joel Raes - Boob Dollars
* aquaman - Playboy
* Koni Raes - Boob Dollars
* Curt Crowdis - Boob Dollars
* Gavin Linde - Boob Dollars

How about a hat and dark sunglasses? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Table 10 and Table 31 just don't mix.

You got that right...we are cool and you are queer

You guys have gerbil nests in your rectums, and we have sex with women.

I'll just watch...It's safer that way..:thumbsup

Hey I have an idea for a new reality site... hit me up on icq 1904905 you have the attitude to pull it off

now I wish I was on your table I would spank you:1orglaugh

A great-looking guy talks shit to chicks and pulls a ton of ass? I can do that.

Im serious this hasn't been done yet that I know of...