Table 6: Assbandit Central!
 

Look at all those broke Asshats on Table 6! Hahaha I wonder which chump is gonna advance to the Round Two slapdown?

Table 31 OWNS YOU!

That's what I'm saying... fairies, the lot of 'em.

Table 10 is going to rule baby

Table Who? 10? Hahaha

Table 10 will be lucky to send a guy to the second round!

HAHAHA ... I just looked.... dude... your sittin alone. Are you just gonna play with yourself?

DOH!!!

It's a no-lose situation ;)

The real men are at table #1.

That must be a typo, fairy. You meant Table #31.

No win either... you will be put at another table that has space if your table doesn't fill up

Nah, I'll just accept a bye to the second round as evidence that everyone is scared to face me!

WTF :eek7

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hahaha.

Keep that up and you'll be shitting cum-crusted pokerchips for a month after you get back.

Is this something you have personal experience in ?

Are you hitting on me?

In your dreams darlin.... I don't swing that way

Buff,

We thought about having a booby prize ya know, first one out of the tournament, and though that honor normally belongs to Alli I'm sure you can give her a run for her money this year punk ass.

A half-trained monkey could win your table, Foolz! (and probably will)

I see no one from Table 6 cares to dispute the validity of my comments.

The real men are at table 30

Table five, table five, Ah ah ah ah table five, table five, ah ah ah ah table fiiieeiiiiiieiiiiiiieiiiiivvvvee

You on 30? Cool, we can help each other out. Just bring a small hand mirror and a walkie talkie.

Breaking News!!!

Table Five is being tossed out the tournament for excessive bleeding in the vagina.

Table #3 will OWN you ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Table 3 will be parking cars.