With all these penis enlargement scams going on...
 

it makes me wonder... Is everyone fucking loose women???

Jesus, save the 100 bux you'd spend on pills that will never do anything. Kick your loose broad out and go downtown to a dance club. Pick up an 18 year old. Woo her with your 100 bux and take her home after buying a draught for her. She'll be yours forever once you tear into that pussy for the first time.

Rinse, repeat.

How tot ell when your "fresh" pussy is too loose after time.

1) Can you fist her?
2) Can a hotdog fit sideways with minimal bending?
3) Are you actualy paying attention to penis enlargement ads again?

If you answered any of these with a "yes" trade her in for a new model. Thanks. Bye.

hahahahah! Thats classic shit, but sooooo true.... so very true.