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gornyhuy 01-09-2004 08:55 PM

Free Mach 3 In the Mail!
 
I just got a free Mach 3 razor in the mail with a form letter from the president of Gillette telling me basically "I let you borrow my crack pipe, and the first hit is free... and here is a coupon for $1 off crack cocaine down at the open air market."

Smart marketing: free razor, now you are on the hook to buy blades forever!!

I've always been a SensorExcel guy, but you guys talk about Mach3 like it is God's Own Razor, so I'm siked to try it out.

frankfortuna 01-09-2004 08:57 PM

I got sucked into that promo a couple of years ago; I've been hooked ever since.

I suspect that has been a highly successful campaign for them.

dicknixon 01-09-2004 08:58 PM

Agreed, Mach3 is the best razor I've ever used.

wdsguy 01-09-2004 09:00 PM

where do u get this promotion?

Spunky 01-09-2004 09:02 PM

Offer only good in the USA :BangBang:

gornyhuy 01-09-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
where do u get this promotion?
It just showed up in my mailbox. I didn't ask for it. Somebody must have sold my name to a list...

Those razors cost like $10 in the stores...

Vox 01-09-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Offer only good in the USA :BangBang:
They have a Canadian site... I think.
I got some a year ago for free.

chodadog 01-09-2004 09:07 PM

The best razors in the world are straight razors. Fuck safety razors.

gornyhuy 01-09-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Offer only good in the USA :BangBang:

Where'd you see that?

Evil1 01-09-2004 09:11 PM

i got one weeks ago.. fucking thing works damn good. I wish porsche would try to get me hooked, dunno how they'd get it in my mailbox tho.

arg 01-09-2004 09:13 PM

I was already a diehard convert, and they sent a freebie to me about a year ago. Rather handy, now I have one for my travel kit, and one for home.

The New Yorker ran an article about the time it came out about the decades of research that led up to the Mach 3. The computer modelling they ran on hair follicles and skin types was quite amazing. It's no accident that it's a good razor. Evidently with that much money to be made, they can pour a LOT into R&D. The knockoff generic tri-blade razors just don't get the angles or the materials right.

some_idiot 01-09-2004 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vox


They have a Canadian site... I think.
I got some a year ago for free.

Yah the Canadian site has the offer. Last year I got a cheaper
plastic one and this year they sent me an aluminium one.

gornyhuy 01-09-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arg
I was already a diehard convert, and they sent a freebie to me about a year ago. Rather handy, now I have one for my travel kit, and one for home.

The New Yorker ran an article about the time it came out about the decades of research that led up to the Mach 3. The computer modelling they ran on hair follicles and skin types was quite amazing. It's no accident that it's a good razor. Evidently with that much money to be made, they can pour a LOT into R&D. The knockoff generic tri-blade razors just don't get the angles or the materials right.

Who would've thought that it took all that R&D and engineering to get a fucking razor right?!

KaLi 01-09-2004 09:33 PM

Yeah, I got one the other day

arial 01-09-2004 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dicknixon
Agreed, Mach3 is the best razor I've ever used.
Yes it is, it doesn't cut your balls or ass crack!

flashfreak 01-09-2004 09:57 PM

yeah. mach3 is the shit. but the blades are expensive (at least here).

Rorschach 01-09-2004 10:06 PM

It's a good business model... proven by drug dealers all around the world.

AphEX 01-09-2004 10:15 PM

I got a free Mach 3 razor in the mail too :)

gornyhuy 01-09-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial


Yes it is, it doesn't cut your balls or ass crack!

For real?
:)

I've been just using the trusty old Gillette Beard Trimmer on its lowest settings. Avoids the itchy "growing back in" balls/ass. Can't deal with that.

skrog 01-09-2004 10:25 PM

I have used the Mach 3 and the Quatro both great razors. :thumbsup

B_Maverick 01-09-2004 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I just got a free Mach 3 razor in the mail with a form letter from the president of Gillette telling me basically "I let you borrow my crack pipe, and the first hit is free... and here is a coupon for $1 off crack cocaine down at the open air market."

Smart marketing: free razor, now you are on the hook to buy blades forever!!

I've always been a SensorExcel guy, but you guys talk about Mach3 like it is God's Own Razor, so I'm siked to try it out.

I got mine in the mail a month ago and I am hooked...fucking Gillette...grrrr.

Roger 01-09-2004 10:40 PM

You do realise that they put RFID chips in it don't you?

gornyhuy 01-09-2004 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roger
You do realise that they put RFID chips in it don't you?

:1orglaugh
Sooooo now they know I'm shaving my ass with their product?
Thats scary, I hope they don't take advantage of that data!!!

Slick 01-09-2004 11:39 PM

Hell, they sent me a regular Sensor razor in the mail when I was 16 years old, I fell in love with it and used it for over 11 years (They definatey made their money back on me from buying blades all those years), I recently jumped up to the Mach 3 :)

gornyhuy 10-27-2008 02:35 PM

Update.... almost 5 years later, I'm still using the same Mach3 razor they sent me for free.

Now THAT is effective marketing.
Plus my balls are sooooo smooth.

Iron Fist 10-27-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 3066568)
:1orglaugh
Sooooo now they know I'm shaving my ass with their product?
Thats scary, I hope they don't take advantage of that data!!!

They will however start sending over trial anal plugs... i'm sure the mailman will be looking at you a little differently. :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Rochard 10-27-2008 03:25 PM

I use a rechargable electric razor...... so much easier!

candyflip 10-27-2008 03:46 PM

I was about to say that the Mach 3 was soooo 2004. Glad I checked the thread date.

Doctor Dre 10-27-2008 03:57 PM

Gilette started their business model like that

Here is a very good article on theses tactics :
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/magazine/16-03/ff_free

baddog 10-27-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 3066104)
where do u get this promotion?

I got one a couple weeks ago in the mail.

Manowar 10-27-2008 04:29 PM

dry it with a towel, the blades last much longer

stevo 10-27-2008 04:37 PM

Its definitely a good business model. They send me a free one years ago, and now ive spent hundreds on refills!

gleem 10-27-2008 05:38 PM

I tried em all, I keep coming back to the sensor excel, the MAC 3 and the 4 & 5 blade deals are just too wide and shred my neck.

collegeboobies 10-27-2008 05:40 PM

sell it on ebay, show them how it is

Manowar 10-27-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 14960398)
I tried em all, I keep coming back to the sensor excel, the MAC 3 and the 4 & 5 blade deals are just too wide and shred my neck.

the new fusion power is good stuff

Juicy D. Links 10-27-2008 05:43 PM

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