Lasers Can Cut Thru CHEESE !!!
 

Its amazing folks you heard it here first. Its one of the top stories on yahoo news right now.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../cheese_lasers

I sure hope those motherfuckers arent getting some sort of government grant for that.

Finally, I can get my cheese cut into shapes.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...da50ee162a9f10

wow *LOL* our tax dollars at work!

I cut the cheese all the time, no laser needed

http://www.ihercules.com/PICTURE51.jpg
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

At least you figure they could have cut thru some REAL cheese and not those fake slices.

I wonder if I can give away laser cheese cutters as February's SELL10 prize...hmm.

Saves washing up...you could replace every knife in your house with one...or one each, so you wouldn't have to share at dinner time. Another bonus is you could cut up frozen stuff just as easily as unfrozen stuff. I see a lot of potential in the idea.

Im thinking wisconson badger but close enough:winkwink:

So far it can only cut super thin slices of fake cheese. So you wont get to far with that idea. :)

Now if you had one of those light sabers that got lukes hand chopped off.

That reminds me of that jedi rap flash :)

i was gonna say, george lucal invented that technology in 1977

You should have said that. It would have been cool. !! :)

It must be a slow news day.

Running stories like that and also typo's with ****** on news stories

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Your right! , the cheese lasers were inspired by the Steroid Child :1orglaugh

Shit.. I just sprayed the monitor... :1orglaugh

Good to see they're using government cheese and not Kraft to practice on.

you're all a bunch of french cheese eating surrender monkeys!

French cheese ???? Thats american recycled plastic & forks cheese they are using there.

was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'

I bet that kid can beat the crap out of most of the webmasters on this board :1orglaugh

How did you come to the deluded conclusion we were french ?

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Simpsons...

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Family Guy is superior to your Simpsons, and I thought that was a cut out of mighty mouse.

I think it's a cheese badger...

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that kid needs a toothbrush