How fucking stupid are women?
 

My lass has just fucked up major time!

I woke a little while ago to find that she had put my jeans in the washing machine.

In the pockets I had £50, 20 of which is not even clear as money now. My new mobile phone is also fucked, along with some things id been saving in my wallet.

Am I right for having a go, or is it my fault for not doing my own washing? I mean isnt that what women are for amonst other things ;-)

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If U think there could be another women for U who is stupid enough to be UR wife, leave her. Otherwise, shut UR mouth and look at UR own mistakes !

your fault but she could have checked the pants

I don't always wash my own clothes myself, but I at least check all my pockets before I put my clothes in the laundry-basket.

It is kinda stupid, she did't check/notice what was in your pockets.

surely she would have heard the phone banging about in the machine?

anyone that lives with a woman is fucking mad!

My GF moved in with me on Feb 1th, I'll keep you informed:winkwink:

ooooooh weeeeeee

DRAMA :Graucho

UR right!

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My girl would never do such a thing... see... not ALL of them are stupid! :thumbsup

Just playing, sorry to hear about the loss, but teach her a lesson and she will never do it again. :winkwink:

what kind of idiot wouldnt notice the pockets are full of stuff? you should at least pat them down

Why do you let someone else do your laundry? It was destined she would fuck up somehow eventually.

That deserves a beating:BangBang:

Just be glad you weren't wearing that pants anymore :Graucho

Sounds like your bitch is just dumb. Don't lump us all in the same batter though, not all of us are complete idiots.

I guess the same could be said about men too. Don't hate, discriminate :P

that is dumb

Of course that's what she's for... what girl would be in her place is she wasn't doing her man's laundry...... :feels-hot

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spank that bitch!:Graucho

at least she didnt wash and dry (the technical term is mutilate) your passport while you were in holland and leaving to barcelona that afternoon so you have to make an emergency run to the embassy to get a temporary replacement.

http://www.webseth.com/cleanpassport.jpg

shes washed gum, ketchup packets, condoms, pens, on and on.

the trick is i wear the same pair of pants a few days in a row (assuming no spills) so i can just jump into them like an astronaut and already have everything i need in the pockets. so she grabs my neatly folded pants off the back of the chair and chucks them in the laundry without checking pockets.

- Seth

Damn, i don't know how fucking stupid a person has to be if she doenst empty the pockets before washing clothes.

Thats a major fuck up.
Ask her what the fuck was she thinking.

I don't see why you guys think this girl is "fucking stupid".
She's brilliant.
She just got herself out of washing this lazy ass's clothes for the next year.

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that's how i got out of taking out the garbage just forgot it by mistake next to my neighbours apt......

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You have to domesticate a wild animal.

i understand you wanting to forgive her if she is your constant hinny, if you have constant on the side you might want to take another aproach to this thing, but if not, wash something of hers and be even good luck :thumbsup

it depends...

if you left your shit lying arround like a unnorganized bastard like most guys are, and she picked it up cause she was trying to tidy up, then is your fault. :)


But if you put your pants neetly inside the hamper and jsut happened to forget to take that stuff out of your pants, then it her fault. I'm sure you can feel a fone and wallet in someone's pants when you throw them in......

damn how old are?

empty out your freakin' pockets !!!

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txtbill - you've got it all wrong.

beat the shit out of her

I ALWAYS empty out my pockets at the end of the night and figure if I leave something in my pocket, it'd be my own fault. I know in the rare occasion that I wash clothes, I just pick up all of the colored clothes and throw them in the washer, I don't check each pair of pants, I just put them in to get them done.

Ur right ! What kind a chickenheads are walking around on earth today ?!
I wonder if their mothers did everything for this little suckers ... even going to shitter or what´s up with them ?

Or will be eventually :winkwink:

the alternative is to be a crotch scratching, drooling, blue balled, skidmarked undied, slob....

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they are all dumb!

LMAO....your 100% right. She is a fucking genius!!!:glugglug

I have the utmost respect or women, and believe it is truley women that make the world go around....



Best creatures created that live on this planet for sure!!!!:thumbsup