My cock is shrinking!
 

No lie, ive gained 25 lbs in the last few months, and I noticed that my cock looks a little smaller. So I measure it, and WHAM!, its 1/2 and inch shorter then it use to be. Plus my man boobs are getting bigger.
Time to start smoking again and loose the weight. Man boobs I can live with, but a shrinking cock is where I draw the line.

:1orglaugh

Damn, maybe if I lost 25 pounds, my cock would grow 1/2 inch.....

Sorry, I gotta log off and go to the gym.

:1orglaugh Needle dick

When you become bigger, your cock looks smaller

sucks to be you :winkwink:

Smart people do some sports/diet shit when they stop smoking..

Even smarter people didn't start smoking to begin with

:Graucho

This should help ...

http://www.orion-shop.com/isroot/ori...oom/511153.jpg

:winkwink:

A lot of unfit people find that their erections aren't as hard as when they were fit. Could easily account for half an inch or maybe even a full inch.

Good reason to stay fit.

:1orglaugh is this serious?

that sucks