TGP owners, are you just fucking ignorant or what's the deal ??
 

So.. I haven't submitted galleries for like, 3 years. I decide, what the hell, I'll have some fun, right ?

I go register a brand new domain and run up some nice pages, 3 out links in them, and place 4 recips at the top. Lets see, 3 years ago, 3 + 4 = 7.
ready for my first gallery in a while ..

Things sure have changed...

ERROR we only allow 10 outside links :1orglaugh

ERROR we are not accepting submissions at this time
( NO problem, just happy to be able to run your recip )

ERROR you are blacklisted ! :1orglaugh
LOL, that was quick, my ftp program is still open ! Is my domain already resolved ?

ERROR preview thumbnail must be 87x119
OK ! Let me go make one for your SPECIAL PAGE .. :321GFY

ERROR my script is broken or I don't know how to set permissions, or didn't pay my hosting
( Again, NO problem, just happy to be able to run your recip ) :)

ERROR YOU are NOT a partner !
( Let me say again, I just wanted to run your recip ! )

Fucking jackasses :) Everyone needs to feel special I guess :-))

LOL

Sad but true allot of people fucked up that game by cheating and now its actually work to not make any money submitting for most.

Sometimes, TGPs are shit ! :(

Welcome to the 21th century dude, and stick to 2 sponsor links and 3 recips. :thumbsup

Exactly

hope you had fun.

I dont have those problems, they must not like you :winkwink:

I agree. I see a lot of the scripts you have to put in a pass code now, that's a good idea.

One final thing about that, I can see the reason for an image to read and type in the box .. but is there any reason that everyone has to mix upper and lower case too ?

This is one of those "carts before the horse" things I guess.

LOL

I love that one,and since you can't change html w/out getting blacklisted their recip must stay on there becasue the other 2 tgp that you submitted to accepted the gallery :1orglaugh

Yea it's our obligation to list your galleries..thank the fucking cheaters

That's fine, but a lot of it is rediculous for the most part.

7 outlinks counted as 10.

A brand new domain blacklisted on the first gallery..

LOL, I ran into one where "fucking" was a banned word.

I just thought it was all quite amusing, that's only a few out of the hundreds anyhow, most people would just drop them and move on I suppose I will too.

I'm gonna go watch movies :-)

Cut their fucking image from the folder and give them one that looks like a little red X :)

I also have a clear.gif that could be resized and renamed I suppose .. hmm ..

Right after I make my gallery I have to make a 70x70, 77x77, 80x80, 88x88, 118x118, and a 90x120 thumb for individual places that need them. Only take a minute to make them but it still sucks.

That's a good idea actually. One of them did ask for a 119 tho. LOL.

Submitting galleries = way too much like work for me.

I agree.

Someone offered to sub 2 a day for me for 5 bucks each. I have several hundred perm galleries to choose from, so that sounds like a deal to me.

:2 cents:

Same fucking reasons I stopped submitting.

LOL that was funny.

Too many tgp webmasters have stupid rules, especially small ones (under 100k) who think that their tiny numbers actually matter enough to have their own rules. And when they sign up to trade with me they cant follow one simple rule of an all caps title so i dont have to rename it. :feels-hot

Too many idiots I guess.

:1orglaugh
Im happy to submit to 10 big tgps where I have partner accounts
If I got any of those bs reasons I would fucking close the window and never visit their tgp again...

Lol.

Put the "I have to like your site to trade with you rule"

A lot more fun...you just delete random sites your simply don't like their designs.... I love it :thumbsup

There's only like 30 sites worth submitting to these days anyway.

2 sponsors links? fuck that shit

I want to make money not give away free porn

Theyneedto Getmorefree Porn

TGP'ers make me laugh. Their link rules are pathetic at best. Max 2 outgoing links, but the pics to link ratio keeps rising. It was once 1/5 now it's more like 1/10 at larger places. What gets me boiling even more is they NEED submitters yet treat them like dogs. Even alot of places selling top listings restrict how you advertise regardless of you sending them a few 100 dolalrs a week. Fuck them. I got myself a nice little list of 150 TGPs. IF I ever started submitting again I can gurantee these odd sized thumb faggots will be erased from thsi list and I will stick to TGPs that treat me like a fellow businessman, not a fucking scum sucking gallery dog. They never generate sales anyways. Only the old school TGP style site actualy convert.

My own TGP is strict, but only because I have certain goals for my tgp. For one, being on topic. If you submit off topic galleries I will ban your ass fast. Can't read rules? GO away! If they post on topic and have 6 links besides recips and those 6 links are in good contrast to the content and content is decent it gets listed in same queue as everyone else. No worse off treatment. If it's just 6 fucking banners. No way then, way too much. All within reason. But paragraphs can have linked words in it. I don't care. We are here to make fucking money. I already have money makers on my site BEFORE you get my surfer scrolling down to submitted galleries so after that, have fun.

You'll like this one...

HornyAmerican.com

no bullshit submitting rules... just common sense rules which everyone should follow anyway...

88x88 thumb.

Submit: http://hornyamerican.com/addtgpgo.php

Most scripts are slowly moving to where they grab an image from your gallery and you crop a thumb right then and there. I like that method best.

And with the current state of php and other dynamic tools(imagemagick, GC, et al), there is no reason not to do this. Other than the fuckers who can't code their way out of a paper bag.

I really love the TGP I saw a couple of days ago.

Right up at the top of the galleries was a link to an image ripper with some text that said something like:

"Why waste time looking at useless advertising - use this and just see the images."

Now that's even worse than guys who sell pop-up blockers.

The image ripper sucks

The popup killer you can get for free -

40 popups and exits kill TGP traffic! makes sense to me.

Gallery with a popup never makes it to my TGP. Exit pages on the gallery = no. On your sponsor tour limit to two and that's if the gallery is good. Exit management is important, so is keeping my traffic up!

my question is why the fuck should tgps make submitters a cent with the amount of hosted galleries and free content that is out there?

I stopped taking submits 2 years ago

Even with the amount of free hosted galleries, the content gets old fast.

There are other reasons, but being a TGP owner, I must be ignorant and not know anything.. It's all about traffic.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH FUCKER YOU HAVE TO BE RETARDED NOT TO MAKE MONEY WITH TGPS.

u must be ignorant and not know anything.

u kidding me?

that sucks
I get a lot more clicks if I make the thumb and it doesn't take me more than 60 seconds to make 1.

I use only hosted galleries...they suck :(

in my opinion once tgps start doing that, they are no longer true tgps. tgps started as just hotlinked galleries from various free sites, there were no recips and shit then. of course it didn't take long for things to change but hosted galleries cant take the place of real galleries. will the webmaster take galleries from some 20 odd different sponsors daily? naw, thats too much work. they are usually just 2-3 different sponsors with the same templates over and over.

and your rant on rules was well justified, i was looking into submitting free sites again, its been a few years since i've submitted them to link lists instead of building them my own way but things are so very different. the sites i created then would never be accepted now. its all geared to make the tgp/linklist money for the most part. most of the old school players have reasonable rules but some are just retarded.

That was tongue in cheek juicy. There are far smarter people than me to give the guide on making tgp work.

What the world needs is another thousand TGP sites... NOT

blah blah blah im a submitter blah blah

yes lets have great galleries to keep those thousands of moochers happy.

naw, i don't submit galleries. i did for a while but decided it was a waste of time.

the small players dont realize you cant get as many bookmarks with hosted gals its oversaturated

yes there are bout 10,000 galleries but a lot of the same content is on them

email a shit load of your galleries - recip required of course even if its just mine, I want that link in your server. no exit hell from your sponsors and I'll do the rest to post them on pussyluvers.

the usual rules.

No animals, no cp, exits on sponsor tour limited to two, one or two sposnors, just the usual rules. If ya can live with that, I'll do the rest for ya. When I'm at 100K visitors a day, I'll charge for the effort.

lol u think i submit galleries. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Send me an email - chase AT chasebrown.com. Hell, you don't even have to have a recip.

Oh man I agree. I haven't done real galleries for a while now other than spreadsheet dumped paid submits.

I like it that way a lot better, IMO.

Things sure have changed, I really don't see how people can make a living doing this, and I applaude them. With 10 hundred million little TGPs out there with all sorts of rules, it's a wonder they survive. maybe they don't, and they're just getting recycled with the masses.

You'd think they NEED submissions, sure, there are sponsor hosted galleries, but only so many of them really.

I would think they need the fresh submits to keep new, fresh galleries for the traffic. I dunno..

Seems to me they would try to be a little more "user friendly".

guess not - well just do the galleries and store them on your PR6 site with my recip - thanks

better yet, write anything, just 250 words per page, and make them test links. I'll supply the anchor text

ANYONE that has decent traffic contact me. I have a few hundred nice PERM galleries, my own, with spreadsheets ready to go..

If you have 2 good friends, hell, I'll even recip them myself for all 3 of you.

Let me know what you want $. Be reasonable tho, because I know what it costs. If you need a nice "standard sized" thumb, I'll make ya one :)

what do you call decent traffic?

I dunno.

I have one guy I pay that sends me about 50/k + per day to my galleries, but he lists several in different cats.

I suppose if you can send 1,000/day per gallery it's fine to pay for.

Hard linked (non scripted) traffic is best. I went to the "IWANTCHICKS FPA and freesite school" :)

Movie back on, GTG..