Ladies, the right time to fake an orgasm is
 

..... you're tired and ready to call it quits and nod off, but your man is still grunting and sweating and straining and jabbing away at you, what do you do?

A) you let the annoyance build until you release the bitch in you and ask him to stop, thus fostering resentment and frustration on both sides.


B) You pretend to get into it more and more and go crazy faking one, thus giving him the help he needs by fueling the fire in him until he get's off big time, THEN you both happily drift into the slumber of the satisfied.



I think option B is the far lesser of two evils. Who knows, while you're underneath him "pretending" you may even start to enjoy it again and bang one off yourself.


Think about it.

DEEP THOUGHTS :Hollering

I am a huge fan of Jack Handy.


The ladies are strangely silent, like they are sitting there thinking "hmm... option A....... option B...... hmmm....... hmmmmm...."


:helpme

Why not do it that way? Heck, girls do it in porn films whenever the Director decides he's got enough footage and tells the girl to fake a climax and the guy to follow it with a facial or whatever.

Yes, girls do indeed sometimes cum during shoots, but not usually at the end of the sex scene where it's made to look like it happened (sometimes, it's while the cameras aren't even running but the guy and gal are "messing" around; or, it's afterwards in the dressing room or shower or after the crew shuts down and goes out for a smoke, or etc.

So, a woman doing it like the originator of this thread suggested is reasonable/merciful/loving/etc???

Dave
www.davecummings.com

I just make sure the girl cums first, then I just do whatever's good for me. Takes the guess work out. :winkwink:

That's the whole point though.... in normal life times when cameras aren't running, once some women cum they don't want to continue on banging away for another hour waiting for you to finally blow your load. It is in this very situation that option B is the better way to go in my estimation, and any woman that would do that for her man deserves applause and more. Sadly, there are many many women out there who choose option A.

c) when it's time for the Neiman Marcus catalog to arrive

In a normal relationship setting, yes. In a porn production setting, probably not.

I'll try option B tonight and option C in the morning and get back to you:winkwink:

K, the question wasn't "when is the best time to have a real orgasm?". :1orglaugh

Ladies, the right time to fake an orgasm is: NEVER - otherwise you're wasting your time :winkwink:

If it will get me a new pair of shoes or a purse, I'd consider it time well spent.

I'll take that as one vote for option A then.




Poor attitude. Next.

B. sometimes you just gotta do that

Faking an orgasm is absolute bullshit. It should never happen for any reason. I rather a girl just tell me off and we don't bump uglies or she tells me what will make her come. To lie about it is fucking horrible.

You forgot the option"I'm fucking tired leave me alone asshole!!" :(

Faking an orgasm is counter productive. If a woman is faking an orgasm, the man is obviously doing something wrong. If she makes him believe she's had an orgasm, he's going to continue doing what obviously does not work, believeing it's giving her these earth shattering climaxes.

The best thing to do, especially in a relationship, is for her to be honest and say, "hey, that ain't working."

It'll mean better sex for both of them if he actually learns how to please her.

I agree with you for the most part, but your post and the one above makes me think that I failed to explain the situation in the kind of complete manner that anyone can understand.

I will try again.


Has this never happened to you?....

You're having sex with your woman, you've been screwing in several positions for maybe 10-15 minutes having a great time, and she has the big O, maybe even a few good orgasms. Hey, maybe you did too. Okay, so you rest for a while, maybe do some small talking and then you get busy again, only THIS time your pecker is desensitized a bit, so maybe she has one more orgasm and is then getting sort of ready to call it quits. It's late, but you're still inside her and hard as nails and want to get off..... but you are having trouble reaching climax. Now enters my original question...... is it better if she tells you to quit and get the hell off her, or is it better if she really gets into it with you and helps you to get your load off? (even if she has to fake it a bit)

Situation 2:

Let's say you've been having sex with her for 10-15 minutes, she has had her orgasm but for some reason your mind is unfocused and you just can't reach the golden moment yourself..... ever had that happen to you? I have. I think most normal guys have had it happen once or twice, unless they want to try kidding themselves.

All I'm saying is that for me, <i>given the choice</i>, I would rather have a girl "help" me to get my rocks off even if she has to fake it a little, rather than have her tell me to quit it and to get off of her. One way you go to sleep frustrated and in some cases angry with each other, but the other way you both go to sleep satisfied, not to mention happy with each other.

....Thus the wording of the topic, which was "<i>the <b>RIGHT</b> time to fake</i>". I didn't ask if faking was okay, I'm merely pinpointing one specific instance where it might be the better way to go.

I dont fake orgasms. ACtually, my giggles are almost impossible to fake.

Most times, both me and the guy realize that nothing is going to happen. We then mutually agree to stop and start it up again in a little while, or the next morning, whatever :-)

If he still wants/needs to cum, id ask if there was anything else that he wanted me to do :-)

lol, whoa that's deep :Graucho

Totally see what you're saying. Nothing some good ol' dirty talking couldn't achieve. There are better alternatives to faking, i believe.

i havent had to fake an orgasm. my hubby makes me fuckin' cum at least 5 times in an hour before he shoots his load :thumbsup i guess i have an extremely sensitive twat . that or my hubbys just too damn good

I'm a dude...but i've faked...sometimes she just sucks at what she's doin

Don't remember ever saying "ok stop, you are killing me" I'll suffer for his pleasure.

if they have to fake it something is wrong with the man

my gf sometimes cum

I never knew that happened.

finally a thread discussing important issues :P

option B of course..

I have a hubby that is "long time".. I still to this day cant get him to cum just by giving head and I always prided myself on my incredible ability of oral pleasure. Fact is my man needs lots of physical stimulation to reach the "big O" .

He almost always makes sure i have several before he blows his load.. but I do turn on the "moans and groans" to get him to orgasm before he rips my poor pussy apart.

Why be bitchy in bed.. its the worst place.. save the bitchyness for more appropriate settings..:1orglaugh

this thread just reminds me of one thing..

I need a date : /

:1orglaugh
:helpme

Why do it if your not going to get off?? Too much effort to fake, just tell him to hurry the fuck up or finish up on his own:Graucho

:2 cents:

I vote for option B :thumbsup

No, common courtesy. I don't like to fake anything; Of course I have someone in my life who gets off on the fact that he can give me an orgasms.

Not to say that I haven't in the past though... In my last two marriages there was a lot of 'faking it' going on, but things change when someone cums along after 15 years of bullshit and can give as well as receive ;) :thumbsup

how do you fake blowing a load of cum? and damn, if a guy has to fake an orgasm, that girl is REALLY bad :eek7

fake an orgasm, don't fake an orgasm, who cares as long as i get off

ahmmmm

Thought with your looks and brains there would be zero issues on the matter.

Now that you've posted that, you'll have all kinds of offers :pimp

I'll go for option B...

Most of the times I really cum, but sometimes its really good but you don't seem to be able to cum. So I'll fake then, because my bf won't stop untill I come first... and I get really anoyed when it's almost there....but not quit yet! :winkwink:

Condoms

Women have orgasms???? :eek7 :eek7

There is nothing wrong with this as long as you _know_ that she is helping you. I don't even really consider that faking. Sometimes we need a little help.. and if your woman doesn't understand that then find yourself anotha. ;)

exactly!

B :thumbsup

Bingo. Some of these people that have posted here obviously just do not get what I'm trying to say. You do. Good job. :thumbsup