The BEST letter of resignation EVER!
 

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Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to
her boss.

Who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!



Dear Mr. Baker:

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very

basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have

an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your

consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the

daily conduct of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the

few true genetic wastes of our time.



Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of

everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not

only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired

because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently

hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you

vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the

hundredth time.



You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as

binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand

why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even

though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an

IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in

others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have

worked for your interview, but now that you actually have

responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent

will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial

evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats a nd

laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full

frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation;

however, I have a few parting thoughts.



1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for

you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is

"I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over

the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be

unable to do it on your own.



2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know

every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to

get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I

conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do

believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the

administration.



3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your

mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take

nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then you forgot to erase them

like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never

seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have

been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing

letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate

having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my

desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your

little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never

underestimate your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what

you do with all that free time!



Wishing y ou a grand and glorious day,

Cecelia

short recap? :thumbsup

God damn there are some lazy motherfuckers around here.

thats really good, i highly doubt its real though.

My god! That guy got balls:thumbsup

Fake
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/zantex.asp

You'd be surprised. I have seen some pretty funny ones. I like some of the goofy shit people put on job applications too. When I was about 19 my girlfriend made me apply for a job that I really didn't want. Under the "Special Skills" section, I wrote "I am able to lift large objects using only the power of my mind". I got the job.

a few years ago i tendered my resignation to a company that i loathed. i looked up resignation letters thru an msn search and found tons of websites with smart ass resignation letters like this one. needless to say, i submitted one that was so bad i have been unable to even drive by the building since then without getting nervous that someone might run out and shoot me. lol

Nice one !:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I always used the spoken word when I quit.

Way to much to read...

lazy

Well that sure told him!

my money is on fake but its humerous anyway :glugglug

niiiiiiiiiice. :thumbsup

Hmmm.....For some strange reason.....I figured this was about somebody else.

hahaha, nice! now that's a way to resign.

Nah...just ARS sig whores getting some placement in each and every thread.

Cecelia has got balls?

Yeah I read this a year or 2 ago. It inspired me a lot when I wrote one of mine. :)

Even if its fake its still funny :1orglaugh

fake and only moderately funny

thats funny, but prolly fake.

I think Cecelia is a girl... are you her former boss?

JUST PLAYING JUST PLAYING... PEACE AND LOVE.

xoxo
Leslie

I don't care if it is fake. It still funny as hell.

LOL :1orglaugh

I love female geeks :thumbsup