Arite, it's over with that crazy virgin match.com chick (pic)
 

I know some of you wanted to see it, so here it is (poor quality)

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/matchgirl.jpg





too bad she's a crazy ass virgin who's screening for husbands.

I didn't event hink she was hot enough for me to do. (5 5 gotta be like 135 lb or maybe even more)

at least she gave me a handjob, lol

:winkwink:

:throwup :throwup :throwup

hehe match.com? the real hotties are in chat rooms!

She looks like someone I used to go out with

yea, she wasn't good enough


I just figured it'd be even easier than the usuals. Back to the DePaul student center with me :winkwink:

Thats my sister you asshole !! How dare you post her pic on a porn board ! What the fuck are you thinking !

tell your sis to put out!

Match.com chicks are so vulnerable. I love it. So easy to make them do things most girls wouldnt do, like sleep with me

I tried to get her to put out for me, but it didnt work :( Incest is best ! Keep it in the Family :Graucho

lol what a dog hehehe

that's why i have a never ending supply of booze and dank pot!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Don't be so mean to yourself.

hand jobs are so pointless, you have a hand of your own

if you like having sex with a half pig half ferret be my guest. if u r gonna pick up girls off the net at least make sure they are hot. i mean you must look like a deformed monkey to try to pick up her.

yep, and I'm actually good at it :Graucho

yea at least chicks in chat rooms put out LOL Now, they may look different in person than their pic & they might stalk you afterwards for up to 6 months, but hey, they put out!! :thumbsup

I met a chick from a chat room once, worst experience of my life. She looked like a freakin gorilla, but she definately wanted to bang. When I saw her I ran for my life. She saw me start running, and lifter her shit and yelled out, "Dont you want these"? I yelled back, Hell NO !!

:eek7

get the bitch naked

exactly

5' 5" 135 lbs is pretty tight if she's at all athletic or has any tits. :2 cents:

I did.



I wasn't impressed.

haha. porn gives us high standards ;)

Did she shave it ?

negative, but not a fro either

she has cheeks like apples

That chick needs to be educated by the master (thats me if ya didnt know).