Who wants to ride a sybian?
 

There is an $1,800 vibrator sitting on the table with all the attachments imaginable. Someone please come and make good use of our impulse buy - our spending mistake could be your fantastic friday, serious inquiries only, offer void where prohibited by law.

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Valid for females only, and juicy.

I got all excited until I saw the "Valid for females only" part. :(

http://gspotmoney.com/Sybian.jpg

http://gspotmoney.com/sybian2.jpg
no takers? don't be frightened, it's only roughly the size of a 20oz bottle.

start a thread for breast implant donations and you'd qualify, sort of.

The sybian rocks!!!!!!!!

grogan?

No, grogan is disqualified from riding it again. Sorry bud.

oooo me likes :)

You could ship it to me, and I 'll shoot some pics and vids with it, and return it with copies. :Graucho

not me

those things are insane. i should get my gf one. i bet she'd love it. and who wouldn't.

Damn that is big! Bigger in Size than a 1 Liter bottle in width...

So we've got two contestants, but I've only gotten one email ;)

Now how many GFY'ers would pay an admission to watch this amazing spectacular event!? :Graucho

My first thought was

Sabian Ride


I miss my drumkit more than i realise

And Juicy ! mouhahahahahhahaha !!

Oops, skipped over that part in my excitement. Emailed. :winkwink:

It's off topic but I miss mine too. It's probably the best upper body workout I can imagine. Get a putty pad if you don't have one already :thumbsup

Somehow I think it would be more educational in Juicy's case, which is why I allowed him to qualify. Never have I seen someone put so much effort into researching and studying the female orgasm then sir Juicy.

Yeah, do that. Then watch your girl leaving your ass, getting married to the appliance and having little Sybian machines running around her house.

That thing is evil.

The sybian is like a kitten, women come to your house to play with it but eventually you're just sitting on the corner of the bed masturbating in lonely and heart broken in the end because she decided to take the kitten and run off and fuck some emo kid named Jove.. then she gets all these tattoos and starts listening to shitty Dashboard confessional sounds being merry with your kitten and some other guys .... wait. Yeah sybians are evil machines. Thats why we take the fuse out, women have a fear of fuses and all things which require techinical knowledge.

make ur offer back in email and we can work forward :)

Was thinking of buying a DTXpress 2 actually, not too expensive for my relatively poor skills.

I'm just not a big spender, i tend to save all my money
Can't say it's a bad thing when you're making a living off the internet

Is it used ?

I can make it publicly, I don't know what we're going to do with it, but if you want to ride it in our office on fridays while I work I have no problem with that what-so-ever.


;)

bit hard from where i live lol.. any other offers :)

check your mail, sorry for the delay.

My wife rode one once..... I kid you not.

She fucking rode it like a champ, and about ten minutes later she fell off in sweating like the sun wasn't gonna rise in the morning. She looked up at me and said "What do I need you for".

Really.

(Vanilla - I see you are in Scottsdale, and a quick visit to your site tells me you in Twisted Cash. Have Buzz give you my contact number. I'll set you up....)

no probs u got a responce :)

You want to sell it?


Sabby:)

Me me me!!!

I want to have a line of females waiting to ride it every friday while I work and take pictures. Just think maybe *you* could be on that table between the customer support desk and the TV each and every friday absolutely FREE.

Hey RocHard, thanks hon!! That would be great! I will talk with Buzz tomorrow. :)

Is it really *THAT* good?
I'd love to get my wife on that bad boy to get the real story from a normal chick.

:1orglaugh .. classic!

i love you man... but not enough to ride that shit.

*pops the latests Get Up Kids CD*

No thanks! I'll buy my own and be on my own table.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$




Sabby:)

You mind if i come over to take some pictures? perhaps you could find a close friend to ride ours and you two could race to climax!

I think I'll buy 2!


Sabby:)

Rochard. I will only give your # if you promise I can watch:glugglug

Well, I'll show you the video after, how about that? :winkwink:

i'm sure you'll find a lot of customers

looks powerful

OMG that thing is huge :1orglaugh

I'd like to see you on this:
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:Graucho

holy shit :helpme

It says Juicy too ... you could dress like him, walk and talk like him ... damn, you could be JUST LIKE HIM riding the Sybian :winkwink:

Now thats just made for some anal pleasure

why dont you have a drumkit anymore? if its too noisy or something get an electronic kit, they arent the real theing, but a roland v session is pretty damn nice :thumbsup