Paris Hilton 'falls in pond at Rings party'
 

Paris Hilton reportedly fell into an ornamental pond at a Lord of the Rings party.
She stepped into a Japanese pool carpeted in rose blossoms at the pre-Oscars dinner in Beverley Hills.
The New York Daily News says that Paris shrieked: "Oh my God," as she drenched herself to her upper calves
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Guests at the party, at the home of New Line Cinema co-chairman Bob Shaye, helped her out of the pond.
The hotel heiress apparently said: "God, I didn't see the pool. Why does he have a pool there?"

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson apparently gave the issue some thought and ventured: "If you were to think of it in the terms of Freudian psychiatry, you would look at the size and the shape of Paris' puddle and try and decipher their larger meaning.

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um okay. cool i guess. i'm sick and tired of everything dealing with paris.

Do I need to cough up $50 to see a clip?

amen

What a ditz! :1orglaugh

Im waitting for the xpays announcement

Paris hilton over kill :(

The exclusive video of the TRUST FUND GIRLS
falling into a POND will be realeased shortly.

Get your links up webmasters

This is the REAL DEAL the TRUST FUND GIRL falling into a pond

heheeyh ;]

I'm starting to hate this bitch . She was nobody before her lil porn video and now she's a superstar (superslut) . Fuck that bitch I'm sick of her she don'T even look really good

Oh well, some bad luck, huh? but I guess that means you to take a bath

next there will be threads of paris farting...

and she is fucking ugly for god sake. enough of that wench.

She is an heiress to billions of dollar, she was never a 'nobody'

Wonder if they caught it on tape :)

She directed it.

that a dumb bitch

stupid bitch....thanks gofd money can't buy brains

does anyone really care? she should be busy making more sex tapes for us

hardy har

the things that people would do to get more PR:glugglug

Daddy must be proud :1orglaugh

if not already i'm sure she's going to become one of those people everyone loves to hate.. i'm sick of her.. maybe this will sell some more of her sex tapes tho.. who knows.. i'm guessing the next tape wont be more than 3 yrs away.

just saw 5 minutes of the show with her sister. havent seen it before but seeing the ads for it is bad enough. the ads lived up to it. i turned the tv off.

:thumbsup

NAWWWWWWWWWWWW Really???? Her 15 minutes are almost up:winkwink:

nag man, she was thirsty and thought that is where to collect her welcome drink.....

Haris Pilton took a shit today.. News at 11, and 12 and 5 and 6 and ...

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It's unfortunate the someone helped her out of it, what are the chances of her getting out on her own?

Are people still talking about that dumb slut? Next.

:1orglaugh

ZIP!!

This part really makes her look dumb

The hotel heiress apparently said: "God, I didn't see the pool. Why does he have a pool there?"

:1orglaugh

Dump chick:321GFY