Ampiezza.com is hiring.
 

it's true.


however.... I'm looking local, of course, first. So, if you are reading this and happen to live on Maui, contact me. This is an in-house position only. Temp to start, possibly full-time. (hey, I gotta cover my ass too ya know)


What for? (you may be asking)

well, if you live in Hawai`i nei.... and need a job.... bring your ass down here and find out what up. For now, the rest of you can eat cock. (nosey fuckers)

I can live anywhere in the US I want to.

Is this an invitation?

relocators are welcome... however... this is a delicate position that requires very specific skills.... (non-design related)

and I'm not sure you qualify bro.

Oh. Non design related.

And I suck at pouring coffee and cleaning things
:(

All in good time I guess, I still have love for the mainland.

this position does not include cleaning anything, mopping anything, nor sucking any cock.

truth be told, this is a rather low end job... $10 an hour or less.... depending on the person. And I really do need a local. Someone that knows Hawai`i State.

must be a gardening position

Umm, this may just be somethign I'm overlooking....and I don't mean o troll, but why post it on this forum that you're looking to hire someone yet not give any details?

From the sound of it, especially needing someone local, maybe a local paper will work better for you.

:2 cents:

plenty of people living in Hawai`i nei reading this board holmes.


I can always put it in the paper tomorrow..... just thought I'd give it a shout on GFY first..... never know who is reading.

I'll be your wingman Amp. As long as we can slap each others asses with towels after work no pay is needed :)

Aloha ahiahi!
Ua hele au e hiamoe.

Sounds like a cool job :glugglug

Cool. Be here at 9am sharp Thursday ready to kick ass.

Interesting.
Hows the coffee skills just in case?
Everyone makes coffee.

so, fighting skills are required?

i see it was a mistake to offer this up here.


Consider it rescinded. I'll put it in the paper tomorrow.

Sounds good. When do I move in?

ahaha, reminds me of the gay steel works on the Simpsons. :1orglaugh

"Hot stuff, coming through!"

$10 an hour? maccas pays more. if u r paying $10 an hour to surf all day though i will fly over for as long as i can stay.

Your looking for delivery drivers? :arcadefre

No sucking cock?? Count me out then LOL ;))

mmmm hawaii.... i wouldn't mind living there :thumbsup

I think you should post this exact ad in the local paper :1orglaugh

you might get a bunch of cock eaters :1orglaugh