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Shortbread 03-03-2004 02:37 PM

There is always a worse job....
 
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it
>on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

tbabe 03-03-2004 02:39 PM

LOL ewwwwww i hope they clean it after testing

Za Ha 03-03-2004 02:44 PM

Done.

LOL! :1orglaugh

nathan_f 03-03-2004 02:45 PM

Some people would find that job 'fills them' with satisfaction.

AlbertSweet 03-03-2004 03:58 PM

and you know this because?????

Paul Waters 03-03-2004 04:38 PM

That is funny!

The images that pop into my mind.

LOL

:thumbsup

Mr. Marks 03-24-2004 02:40 AM

hahahaha:1orglaugh Thank goodness for my job!

born4porn 03-24-2004 02:56 AM

I feel so much better now! :1orglaugh

Paul Waters 03-24-2004 05:49 AM

I think the guys that clean out the jerk off booths in the porn stores have it worse.

:rasta

hova 03-24-2004 05:50 AM

So you copied and pasted this from another thread??


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