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eroswebmaster 03-04-2004 05:05 AM

Jesus Job Was Easy....
 
all he had to do was die.

Imagine being Judas.

- Jesus Christ - 03-04-2004 05:06 AM

Dude, quit talking about me behind my back!

Did you think I wouldnt read this post.

My feelings are thoroughly hurt. :(

=^..^= 03-04-2004 05:11 AM

actually that was one thing that disspointed me about "The Passion..."

One of only 3 things incorrect in the whole film

according to the gospels Judas SDIDNT return the silver he used it to buy a plot of land
it was THERE he hung himself but the rope broke and he fell onto sharp rocks and his guts all spewed out- and that is how he died

now THAT would have been much better for the film :thumbsup

eroswebmaster 03-04-2004 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
actually that was one thing that disspointed me about "The Passion..."

One of only 3 things incorrect in the whole film

according to the gospels Judas SDIDNT return the silver he used it to buy a plot of land
it was THERE he hung himself but the rope broke and he fell onto sharp rocks and his guts all spewed out- and that is how he died

now THAT would have been much better for the film :thumbsup

Christians like to vilify the man, but without him there would be no Christ...there would be no crucifixion, no resurrection just a guy who stayed up all night praying in the garden.

- Jesus Christ - 03-04-2004 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
One of only 3 things incorrect in the whole film
Hmmm, there are WAAAAAY more than 3 incorrect things in that film.

eroswebmaster 03-04-2004 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Hmmm, there are WAAAAAY more than 3 incorrect things in that film.
yeah you were there..how did it really go down?

=^..^= 03-04-2004 05:15 AM

okay ...one of only 3 SIGNIFICANT things wrong in the film

- Jesus Christ - 03-04-2004 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster


yeah you were there..how did it really go down?

Well first of all.... Everyone wore bellbottoms. The attire was completly wrong.


Secondly when poeople are treated like a human yoyo off the side of a bridge (wich never happened in the bible, by the way. A crotchity old nun made it up) its customary to yell WEEEEEE and spash yourself with neon paints.


Plus other assorted details I cant go into at the moment.

eroswebmaster 03-04-2004 05:20 AM

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