News That Effects Us
 

Attorney General John Ass*hahahahaha is in ICU with a pancreatic infection. His condition is serious.

Ask Jeeves bought iwon.com, myway.com, etc. yesterday, doubling its user reach.

With oil at $35 a barrel, porn actresses are moving from oil to water-based lubricants.

Comcast is still in a good position to take over Disney. Hentai and toon webmasters cheer new release of Minnie does Greek: Ass to Mouse!

The price of 12 mike THC bud rises to $400 an ounce in the afterhours markets as Japanese weed buyers try to corner the market. Jamaicans announce they will release excess inventory to take advantage of conditions, but forget to actually ship the marijuana.

Which stories are true? :)

2?

I vote the weed story is true!

KRL posted that allready, but thanks