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Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 06:56 PM

This EX slut i used to date like 8 yrs ago
 
This EX slut i used to date like 8 yrs ago she gave good handjobs. One thing all you hoochies should learn from her is that when a man is about to blow his load, cup your hand so that you collect the warm milky creamy succulent gooey jizz in your hand for disposale later.

This helps cause I dont hae my swimmers running down my shaft and then everything is sticky and messy cleanup.

Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 06:57 PM

BTW i am allowed to post nonsense as per my GFY license

http://www.gl4l.com/images/license.jpg

TekayRoyal 03-08-2004 06:58 PM

better yet women.......just swallow and quit pretending your some high class bitches......we know you u work at the gap..and aint nothing classy bout that.....HO

Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TekayRoyal
better yet women.......just swallow and quit pretending your some high class bitches......we know you u work at the gap..and aint nothing classy bout that.....HO
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 03-08-2004 06:59 PM

Ladies, learn how to give good handjobs at www.strokejobs.com

booker 03-08-2004 07:00 PM

Most of these hoes shoudl only wish to work at the Gap.. they're stuck at the checkout line of JC Penny.

MrIzzz 03-08-2004 07:00 PM

and then the UPS man comes along..........

bdld 03-08-2004 07:01 PM

handjobs are underrrated

buddyjuf 03-08-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
BTW i am allowed to post nonsense as per my GFY license

http://www.gl4l.com/images/license.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TekayRoyal 03-08-2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Most of these hoes shoudl only wish to work at the Gap.. they're stuck at the checkout line of JC Penny.
ya, i gave them too much credit......spending our money, not even having a job, and then they won't take it in the ass or have the common courtesy to swallow.....man i'm getting pissed off...chicago ho's better recognize.....my pimp hand is strong

reynold 03-08-2004 07:02 PM

Acquiring new knowledge....

DamageX 03-08-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
BTW i am allowed to post nonsense as per my GFY license

http://www.gl4l.com/images/license.jpg

Haha, congrats on the crap license bro! :)

KMR Stitch 03-08-2004 07:03 PM

This thread needs pix Of you're EX not you :Graucho

NoCarrier 03-08-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
BTW i am allowed to post nonsense as per my GFY license

http://www.gl4l.com/images/license.jpg

I like Lensman's signature! :1orglaugh

sumphatpimp 03-08-2004 07:08 PM

spending our money, not even having a job, and then they won't take it in the ass or have the common courtesy to swallow.....man i'm getting pissed off...chicago ho's better recognize.....my pimp hand is strong



if they don't then WTF are you doing with them???????????????

TekayRoyal 03-08-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
spending our money, not even having a job, and then they won't take it in the ass or have the common courtesy to swallow.....man i'm getting pissed off...chicago ho's better recognize.....my pimp hand is strong



if they don't then WTF are you doing with them???????????????


banging all their friends that do!!!!! didn't i say my pimphand was strong.....shoot

grumpy 03-08-2004 07:13 PM

You my friend have way to much time on your hands. Youre becoming a sig whore and they are enoying.

TweetyBird 03-08-2004 07:15 PM

lol :)

CDSmith 03-08-2004 07:16 PM

With no pix of said ex, there is no way to verify anything in this thread.


No way at all.

Paul Waters 03-08-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
This EX slut i used to date like 8 yrs ago she gave good handjobs. One thing all you hoochies should learn from her is that when a man is about to blow his load, cup your hand so that you collect the warm milky creamy succulent gooey jizz in your hand for disposale later.

This helps cause I dont hae my swimmers running down my shaft and then everything is sticky and messy cleanup.

Careful, this is sounding almost gay.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 03-08-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
BTW i am allowed to post nonsense as per my GFY license

http://www.gl4l.com/images/license.jpg

I need one of these !

Oracle Porn 03-08-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TekayRoyal


ya, i gave them too much credit......spending our money, not even having a job, and then they won't take it in the ass or have the common courtesy to swallow.....man i'm getting pissed off...chicago ho's better recognize.....my pimp hand is strong

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy
You my friend have way to much time on your hands. Youre becoming a sig whore and they are enoying.
My friend I could give 2 shits what you think.

Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 07:21 PM

We have a troll in thread!!!!!!!!!!

grumpy 03-08-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


My friend I could give 2 shits what you think.

I wouldnt give any :-)

Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy


I wouldnt give any :-)

Dont be jealous man , I understand you work endless hours for peanuts while I have the luxory to post utter nonsense and not have to worry about my income going down. I feel bad for people like you I really do.

4Pics 03-08-2004 07:26 PM

thanks for the tip, I'd rather her just swallow then there is no mess at all.

Monique Niccole 03-08-2004 07:29 PM

Do guys really enjoy handjobs? I mean, if you're already at the point where you're fucking, is there ever a reason to give one? :helpme

boardersweetie 03-08-2004 07:32 PM

Oh Juicy, I enjoy your threads so much.

TekayRoyal 03-08-2004 07:33 PM

Reason #1. I like her to stroke it just so she can see that i intend on bringing the pain with that thing....otherwise when you blow your load you can aim it at her no matter what position you are in......either way it's a win win situation

doober 03-08-2004 07:37 PM

handjobs suck ass, anyone getting a handjob is wasting their time as the bitches mouth is prolly only short distance from the already hard and succulent cock.

Most bitches that give handjobs instead of blowjobs prolly dont know how to suck the cock properly to begin with which is truly sad and refecltive of the downward spiraling society.
Worshiping the cock via oral methods is obviously where its all @

we all know it...and if your gay flame away



:glugglug

Rictor 03-08-2004 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
This EX slut i used to date like 8 yrs ago she gave good handjobs. One thing all you hoochies should learn from her is that when a man is about to blow his load, cup your hand so that you collect the warm milky creamy succulent gooey jizz in your hand for disposale later.

This helps cause I dont hae my swimmers running down my shaft and then everything is sticky and messy cleanup.

Hand jobs are lame. If some bitch tried to give me one I'd move her mouth down there where it belongs.

alan-l 03-08-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
BTW i am allowed to post nonsense as per my GFY license

http://www.gl4l.com/images/license.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TekayRoyal 03-08-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


Hand jobs are lame. If some bitch tried to give me one I'd move her mouth down there where it belongs.

see you in jail, buddy.......

Monique Niccole 03-08-2004 08:16 PM

^ takes what he can get

SureFire 03-08-2004 08:29 PM

guess that is why she is an ex! But aren't you being a bit picky? :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 03-08-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
guess that is why she is an ex! But aren't you being a bit picky? :winkwink:
it was like 8 yrs ago i was a young stallion

Va2k 03-08-2004 08:57 PM

If you like hand jobs then my friend you would love a foot job, I loved hand jobs but a good foot job with the toes grabbing just beneath the head of the cock and movig them toes up and down that shaft then taken her soles of both feet to jerk you off from the underside of your cock omg when you blow that load and you see it running all over her toes you will be changed for ever FOOOOOOOOOOOR FUCKING EVER!


Don't like k-y i like baby oil that shit gets all nice and warm haha


just my :2 cents:

TOM


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