I am about to jack off
 

been a hard day!

between golfing, cooking out, working on http://epiccams.com

and getting drunk.. i need to let one flow....

brb

thanks for letting us know that.

How the fuck can you do all that in a single fucking day ?

Rasict homo :321GFY

I am a fucking work horse.

you dont get to where i am today in this short of time by chatting on chat boards!

I am the man.

Thanks for your stupid ass comment. Hope you're livin' large off the .04 cents it just made you. Fucker. :321GFY

Where the fuck did that come from ?? :eek7

do you want a job?

i lick chicks that lick me... err like!

You're an idiot :321GFY

and you're simply a waste of database space, asshat.

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Fuck you puppet :321GFY

I had a friend from everville once...

i fucked his mother.

oh shit! rip raster called me a puppet!
i have no reason to live.

hahahahah

I can see that you don't read much away from the board

I can see that you don't get laid much away from the internet

You probably don't have much reason to live any way

If I were to commit suicide, I'd miss out on all your witty remarks that make life worth living.

Besides, if I killed myself, who would support your family? You wouldn't want mommy to lose her best customer now, would you?

wow this thread got ugly

hahaha

I am a virgin

I don't doubt it for a second.

You couldn't afford a half decent prostitute if you saved up for a year.

I was a test tube baby, my mom is a petri dish

...and uglier and uglier....

she's got a pretty loose vagina for a petri dish.

btw, visit www.google.com and search for a definition of a test tube baby. believe it or not, it's not a baby grown in a test tube.

A petri dish you silly fuck, not a test tube

put the crack pipe down, kiddo.

Good for you p1mpdogg :)

:thefinger