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DarkJedi 03-10-2004 07:00 AM

Stories like this are examples of why ALL nail guns should be banned
 
Handyman Nailed with His Own Nail Gun

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian handyman admitted he was stupid to shoot himself in the head with a nail gun in a misguided prank that left him with a nail lodged in his brain.

Brad Shorten, a father of three from Victoria state, was enjoying a few beers with friends after working on his house when they began joking about industrial accidents.

Shorten, 33, picked up a nail gun that he thought was empty, pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger.

He later said he had turned off the gun's compressor and taken out its nail cartridge but did not realize there was still enough pressure in the gun to fire a nail.

"My mates and I were talking about construction site accidents and taking your eye out with a nail gun, and I foolishly put the gun to my head and pulled the trigger," Shorten told the Sunday Herald Sun newspaper.

"I did a very stupid thing," he said.

The bizarre mishap left him with a 1.25-inch nail counter-sunk through his skull just behind his temple.

Royal Melbourne Hospital neurosurgeons removed the nail in a delicate four-hour operation even though Shorten, who was expected to make a full recovery, had offered to take the nail out with a pair of pliers.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...lia_nailgun_dc

FACE 03-10-2004 07:02 AM

Too bad he already spawned 3 little idiots.

KraZ 03-10-2004 07:02 AM

It's a good sign he offered to take it out himself lol :)

bhutocracy 03-10-2004 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KraZ
It's a good sign he offered to take it out himself lol :)
yeah lol.. you know it's going to be a good story when it starts with "was enjoying a few beers with friends "

hova 03-10-2004 07:11 AM

Fucking retards, dont ban guns just ban the retards

Ash@phpFX 03-10-2004 07:14 AM

some people are truly amazing

Firehorse 03-10-2004 07:22 AM

Some people should not drink or use tools at all! :1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-10-2004 07:24 AM

Mandatory sterilization for all idiots like this, so they can't procreate.






Sell more nail guns.

rett11 03-10-2004 07:50 AM

fuckin' dumbass! nailguns shouldn't be banned, but they should screen buyers. :winkwink: ya gotta have an iq over 80 is the first requirement.

candyflip 03-10-2004 08:16 AM

Most nail guns have 2 safeties on them. One on the trigger that needs to be pressed to pull it and a switch where the nail shoots out that must be pressed against whatever it is you're nailing in order to fire the nail.

This guy really fucked up if he was able to pop one into his skull.

Shok 03-10-2004 08:40 AM

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TheEnforcer 03-10-2004 09:32 AM

What a dumbass!! :1orglaugh

Niko Bimini 03-10-2004 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Fucking retards, dont ban guns just ban the retards

Well said!

:thumbsup

zentz 03-10-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
http://boobiebucks.com/boardstuff/owned4.jpg
:1orglaugh


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