embarassing moment?
 

my husband was doing a 'net radio show tonight. He does it mostly for friends so sometimes they set him tasks.

Last week they told him that he couldn't fill a two hour show with just songs about jerking off. Being the mature person he is he took up the dare and did the show tonight. It was great and very funny until the last song. He had set his away message on ICQ to include the url to the show.

Well, just as he was signing off he for the following icq message:

"Hi son I'm off to bed at last interesting show. night night"

Dweeb forgot his mum was on his icq list. Part of the show included stories about wanking at home to the girl that lived across the street.

Anything better?

I dropped a quarter today.

geez, when I lost my words in front of the whole
crowd while I'm on stage reciting my declamation.

This girl tied my shoe on her chair and the teacher stopped her course to ask me what the fuck I was doing under her chair...

ummmmmm.......what ru talking about.......the story doesn't even make sense