Okay the phone rings...
 

you pick it up...on the other end is the Police Commissioner and he informs you that your arch enemy John A s h c r o f t is stealing all of the nudity paintings from the museum

What super power do you use to defeat him and have him imprisoned at your fortress of solitude?

Your babbling on like a crazy crack smoking black man...

damn dude lay down the pipe

making u grow up!

LOL jeez someone cant have a bit of fun:1orglaugh

that little dude has his way of giving
the right puff.

Yeah, but I like to make fun of all you "black" people :1orglaugh

yo' man just keeping it real

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I feel ya my brotha

don't make me get my posse out after you:

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