St Paddys Day Joke
 

An Irishman is walkign down the street when he sees a crowd of people all looking up to the roof of a building.
A man in standing on a ledge about to jump.

Thinking he should do the right thing, the Irishman runs to the roof to talk to the man.

"dont do it!" he yells "think of your wife!"

"I dont have a wife" replies the jumper

"then think of your children!" says Irishman

"I dont have any children!" says the man

"the think of St Patrick" says the Irishman.

"Who is St Patrick?" aska the man

to which the Irishman replies:

"JUMP YOU HEATHEN BASTARD! JUMP!!!!!"

:glugglug

Happy St Paddy's everyone :thumbsup

Q: Why don't the Irish want the gays to march in the St. Paddy's day parade?

A: Because then there would be no one left to say the mass.

good one kitty :)

big lou.. i dont get it?

it means : the preists are all gay
if they marched they couldnt give mass :winkwink:

:1orglaugh
Happy St. Paddy's Day to you too!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!"