If Courtney Love was crowdsurfing over you ....
 

would you try and grab her titty or ass? Yeah she's nasty and crazy, but why the hell not go for it. I'd hit it.

Id tell everybody to run so there would no more crwod to surf on, so she would fall on the floor and then I would probably kill that crackwhore

Courtney Love was crowd surfing over me and a girl close by grabbed her cooch. Courtney flipped out and tried to go after the chick not 5 feet from me. They stopped the show right then and there. Cleared the place out.

This was like 1995 or so. Even made MTV the next day.

I would raise a knife as she passed overhead, or at least a taser

I'd steal her wallet.

if she was crowd surfing, or anywhere near me, i'd try not to fall inside of that slut's pussy

It's not like you've never been in a club standing behind other people and reached out and grabbed some ass to get the guy in front of you in trouble. I'd give it a shot, they could throw me out.

unless im gloved, im not touching anything on her