Shocking the grandmother.
 

So this morning my dad tries to call me. My phone was downstairs and I was upstairs entertaining company.

Later I stopped by the parents place and good old Grandma is there too. My dad asks: "What were you doing when I called earlier?"

To which...As the honest man he raised...I replied: "I was in bed screwing a chick. Any more questions?"

Dad's comeback: "Was she any good?"

Me: "She always is."


Meanwhile....Grandma has a look on her face that is completely impossible for me to describe.

I'm not sure if she noticed the GFY hoodie I was wearing or not. :glugglug

I was mildly entertained. :thumbsup

I can just see that:1orglaugh

good thing she has a strong heart, lol

I didnt read your post, but wanted to post.

I grew up around horror fx, and at age 11 made a huge gash in my arm with home made fx.

i ran in screaming i get hit by a car.

grandma took care of me, my mom fraked out screaming, an aunt that was over totally freaked....

i have been scaring women since before puberty.

its the only way to live.

:glugglug

great story.

I should just call you shock and aw. :1orglaugh

anti-porn republicans love that reference.

camgirls and politics, as i say someone get me a beer.

this is just too much.

i dont owe notta nigga on this board, or a chick jocking a nigga on this board

pastory troy ;)

:glugglug

aaron where in ther PDX you at man?

i got tons of friends in portland, always curious where forces touching down....

where about dawg?

cheers on it.

i just got off the phone with a blood in 503 area code...

:glugglug

I told my Grandfather I was going to shave my head and tattoo his portrait on my skull. He wasn't very thrilled. :1orglaugh