Hahahahahahhaha The sex toy industry is dead
 

the supermarket is gonna have a run on melons...lol

:1orglaugh why fuck something like that...jesus..

what ever happend to your hand and some KY?

toss on some lube and pinch one out...sheesh..

hehe :Graucho

Real men don't use KY :Graucho

:1orglaugh

Going in dry can get pretty harsh when you do it 5-6 times a day :Graucho :thumbsup

...All I can say is...Wow! :1orglaugh Its truely amazing how far people will go to masturbate.

haah that kind of reminds me off an masturbation article on THEONION a few years ago. It was kinda like that article.

My pussy smells like roses

Pretty funny stuff there :1orglaugh

That was funny :) Do it yourself style...

lol!!! need to remember some of those lol :thumbsup

:1orglaugh thats great...

now i wonder if i have any melons lying around

Well now I know what to do with all that old bubblewrap:1orglaugh

There is a cut scene in the movie "me, myself, and Irene where jim carrey does the exact thing. in the scene between himself and the girl in the motel you can see the watermelon in the background with a hole in it.

I find it gross. The sex toy business will never die!

I hope not!:Graucho

get yourself a real sex toy site dude...see sig

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/soap-holing.html

The soap hole.. I actually saw this novelty soap item in a store a while back, shaped like a ring for that very reason. Cracked me up.

i know i posted this but i just went back to the site and HAHAHA

trust me, the sex toy industry is more than healthy.

Though, http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/balloon-rub.html , might give some insite into balloon fetish ;)