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CDSmith 04-08-2004 07:59 PM

For all you smarmy fuckers who like to pop the finger in your pics
 
<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/catfinger.gif">


I'd like you to meet my new attack cat Walter.

Walter is trained to drive large vehicles in rushhour freeway traffic.

He will steamroll right over your finger-waving sorry pathetic ass, break off your finger and shove it up your nose.


As you can imagine, I feed him only the best. Iams, pate, and of course smoked barracuda.


Have a nice day.

Thong Sniper 04-08-2004 08:01 PM

http://www.napalminthemorning.com/na...ilies/ghey.gif

Spunky 04-08-2004 08:01 PM

Do you think Walter could teach my Oscar how to drive?

m00d 04-08-2004 08:04 PM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

CDSmith 04-08-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
http://www.napalminthemorning.com/na...ilies/ghey.gif
You wanna lose all five fingers on that fucking hand just keep it up.

Walter isn't afraid of you.

KMR Stitch 04-08-2004 08:06 PM

Thats a small car..

dirtyone 04-08-2004 08:08 PM

Smarmy? I haven't heard that in a while.

CDSmith 04-08-2004 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Thats a small car..
That's Walter's driving to work car. His 'work' vehicle looks more like this.....



<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/dumptruck1.jpg">

The Other Sweetie 04-08-2004 08:11 PM

hehe Looks like me when I drive. Gotta watch that shit, though. I think I accidentally flipped the bird to a Philly cop in an unmarked car the other day. I'm hoping I won't find something in the mail soon. lol

CDSmith 04-08-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
Smarmy? I haven't heard that in a while.
Yes, it's been one of my personal favorites for many many years now. I keep it for special occasions....


Quote:

Main Entry: smarmy
Pronunciation: 'smär-mE
Function: adjective
Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness < a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker >
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality < smarmy eroticism >
- smarm·i·ly /-m&-lE/ adverb
- smarm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun

It has so many great applications on this board alone.

GirlV 04-08-2004 08:14 PM

Wheres Toonces when you need him.

NikkiNevada 04-08-2004 08:16 PM

:Graucho How cute is that

CDSmith 04-08-2004 08:17 PM

This is what Walter looks like when he gets really fucking pissed....





<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/wheresmycoffee.jpg">




Walter says 'bring it'.

axelcat 04-08-2004 08:19 PM

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AmeliaG 04-08-2004 08:25 PM

I heart the finger CD, but I promise to treat a kitty right!

CDSmith 04-08-2004 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG
I heart the finger CD, but I promise to treat a kitty right!
Hey, you pet my kitty, I'll pet yours :D

brickbat 04-08-2004 08:59 PM

<center><b>Oh man that's the last time I taunt Walter..</b>

<img src="http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/budgie1011/extreme2/finger.jpg"></center>

AmeliaG 04-09-2004 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Hey, you pet my kitty, I'll pet yours :D

Meow!

cayne 04-09-2004 05:34 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
funny.

Kicker 04-09-2004 07:49 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL

Very funny:thumbsup

JulieZoo 04-09-2004 07:51 AM

That is hilarious! My first laugh of the day thanks to you! :1orglaugh

myjah 04-09-2004 08:35 AM

we could use more pets like that in the world

JFK 04-09-2004 08:39 AM

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. just said, you have too much time on your hands, he hehehehe:1orglaugh

Nanda 04-09-2004 08:42 AM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

CDSmith 04-09-2004 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
Mrs F.U.B.A.R. just said, you have too much time on your hands, he hehehehe:1orglaugh
Careful now. Walter is in no mood today..... it's fucking snowing again here.

psyko514 04-09-2004 08:53 AM

it's snowing in winnipeg?

that fucking sucks.


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