After how many dates is it safe to fart?
 

At what point do you feel comfortable sharing your ass gas with a man or woman?

1 Date?
5 Dates?
Never?

It's always rude.

4-6

It's not the number of dates... it's after you've eatern her raw and fucked her silly.

Then, it is acceptable - and if not, hey, at least you got some.

never

right after you pissed in her mouth.

So you're comfortable letting your bowels bubble, your intestines twist and your colon cramp? Come on man.... there has to be a point where you just let it fly and have a laugh!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my mate had been going out with his gf for about two and a half years and still hasnt let it rip, and he is a chronic farter

Well, you can make an excuse and leave the room

never. not even when you're married.

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First, al lot of girls really like the sound of a good fart. They think its really masculine

Was this taken just after you let it rip for the first time? :Graucho

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I say do it when you first meet the girl, and if she doesn't like it, look for another girlfriend ;)

And then after you go through number 99, you may have to change your tactics...

Or one of his lucky ladies will let one rip while 69'ing. :thumbsup

1!

lol farting at first date...what kind of gentlemen are you? ;)
For me farting is not acceptable in front of my gf. It's such an embarassment

The doctor of love has spoke! :1orglaugh

I hear the wind changing can make an expression like that permanent! :1orglaugh

Hova, you're the MAN :)

It depends on the girlfriend, with some of them you can fart the first time, for others you cant...never