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sworld 04-13-2004 08:15 PM

Anal sex
 
Have you had it (with a girl) and do you prefer it over vaginal?
Does your wife/girlfriend allow you?

Basically, what's the best way to ask for it?

fatal attraction 04-13-2004 08:19 PM

Done it....like it! Just do it!!!!

MattO 04-13-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sworld


Basically, what's the best way to ask for it?


don't ask, just start and if you don't hear a high pitched wail then it's okay to continue

skinnay 04-13-2004 08:50 PM

was doing this girl doggystyle once.. giving it my all.. pulled out to far and BAM. kept fucking her in the ass till it started smelling like shit.. that was just nasty.

IMO theres no nice way to ask for it.. you cant be like "hey sweetie do you mind if i fuck you in the ass tonight", just go for it :thumbsup

goodluck

AMADude 04-13-2004 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by MattO



don't ask, just start and if you don't hear a high pitched wail then it's okay to continue

:1orglaugh

Spunky 04-13-2004 08:52 PM

Take it real slow. if all fails ,get her good and drunk first and push her face deeper in the pillow to muffle her screams.

lilj 04-13-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skinnay
was doing this girl doggystyle once.. giving it my all.. pulled out to far and BAM. kept fucking her in the ass till it started smelling like shit.. that was just nasty.

IMO theres no nice way to ask for it.. you cant be like "hey sweetie do you mind if i fuck you in the ass tonight", just go for it :thumbsup

goodluck

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wargames 04-13-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Take it real slow. if all fails ,get her good and drunk first and push her face deeper in the pillow to muffle her screams.
:1orglaugh

n3in 04-13-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Take it real slow. if all fails ,get her good and drunk first and push her face deeper in the pillow to muffle her screams.
you can't fail with this method :thumbsup

xclusive 04-13-2004 09:00 PM

:=)

Mr. Marks 04-13-2004 09:03 PM

Nice suggestions!:1orglaugh

Monique Niccole 04-13-2004 09:05 PM

oh yeah...we love it when you just ram it in there without warning :321GFY

Spunky 04-13-2004 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete
oh yeah...we love it when you just ram it in there without warning :321GFY
I think I'm in love .:glugglug

Wrestlingdiva 04-13-2004 09:07 PM

make sure you put a spiked cock harness on beforehand.

Vitasoy 04-13-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skinnay
pulled out to far and BAM. kept fucking her in the ass till it started smelling like shit.. that was just nasty.


eeeww a bit too descriptive here...

Firehorse 04-13-2004 09:22 PM

My wife lets me know when she wants it! :Graucho

Monique Niccole 04-13-2004 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

I think I'm in love .:glugglug

never underestimate the element of surprise :1orglaugh

bcooter 04-13-2004 09:26 PM

My first girl friend asked me if I wanted to try! so of course i did.

my current girlfriend accidently got a shot to the ass, she screamed. I tried to do it slowly with her, but it didnt work. it just wouldnt go in. bitch.

personally, i didnt enjoy it that much. It wasnt anything super special. And one time, it hurt to pee the next day. made me not want to do it again, knowing there was probably poop IN my dick. eww.

LadyD 04-13-2004 09:38 PM

http://www.foctor.com/funnypics/sex/DirtyJok13.jpg

neewwman 04-13-2004 10:08 PM

I've done it and I like it.

In theory my wife will do it but we've barely had any sex at all since our twins were born two years ago.

Suggest starting out fucking doggy style and maybe rubbing her asshole with your finger . . . if she doesn't object stick a pinky in 1/4 inch . . . and so forth.

wdsguy 04-13-2004 10:11 PM

its good shit

Vanilla DeVille 04-13-2004 10:15 PM

Vibrate her booty to get her in the mood. I prefer anal sex on top... that way I can drive. :)

Stewie doesn't care what position we do, he's just glad he gets it! :winkwink:

angelsofporn 04-13-2004 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Vanilla
Vibrate her booty to get her in the mood. I prefer anal sex on top... that way I can drive. :)

Stewie doesn't care what position we do, he's just glad he gets it! :winkwink:

what a girl

Spunky 04-13-2004 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by LadyD
http://www.foctor.com/funnypics/sex/DirtyJok13.jpg
:1orglaugh I remember that toon from way back.

invertiga 04-13-2004 10:22 PM

the best way to ask is as a birthday present :p

pradaboy 04-13-2004 10:24 PM

some good tips in here :1orglaugh

fatal attraction 04-13-2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete


never underestimate the element of surprise :1orglaugh

LOL.....and you where soooo quite at chokers! LOL

Mogulman 04-13-2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
oh yeah...we love it when you just ram it in there without warning :321GFY
Oh, don't play coy... :Graucho

King Porn 04-13-2004 10:34 PM

My wife used to enjoy it. She would ride me with my cock in her ass. That is until it hurt bad one time. She won't do it anymore since then. I still try every fucking time to stick it in her ass. I think it is more of a control thing that I enjoy, knowing that you can violate her asshole. If your sticking it in her ass for the first time, make sure she is drunk so she won't feel the pain... Unless you have a tiny dick.

sworld 04-13-2004 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
I've done it and I like it.

In theory my wife will do it but we've barely had any sex at all since our twins were born two years ago.

Suggest starting out fucking doggy style and maybe rubbing her asshole with your finger . . . if she doesn't object stick a pinky in 1/4 inch . . . and so forth.


so it's true? no sex after kids??

Vanilla DeVille 04-13-2004 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn

what a girl

I am a trooper! :thumbsup

phogirl69 04-13-2004 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by King Porn
My wife used to enjoy it. She would ride me with my cock in her ass. That is until it hurt bad one time. She won't do it anymore since then. I still try every fucking time to stick it in her ass. I think it is more of a control thing that I enjoy, knowing that you can violate her asshole. If your sticking it in her ass for the first time, make sure she is drunk so she won't feel the pain... Unless you have a tiny dick.
Is there some truth to this, that guys like it because of control and having someone being submissive? Does it have to do with a power struggle type thing/submission or not really?

Also, anyone have the trouble of it not being able to go inside of you? I hadn't had it for a long time ( a few yrs) and when my ex tried it again on me it couldn't even GO IN, and we tried for like 15 min, it just won't fit. And he's not big either, I just think I'm extra small.

jt420 04-13-2004 10:41 PM

just make sure you have lots of lube and then ask.

King Porn 04-13-2004 10:44 PM

Well we would all be happy fucking her in the ass from time to time, doesn't have to be everyday. But most of the time I am so tired and lazy that I would rather have a blowjob.

Diabolical Cord 04-13-2004 10:46 PM

I prefer the vag.

Webasic 04-13-2004 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Take it real slow. if all fails ,get her good and drunk first and push her face deeper in the pillow to muffle her screams.
true. this works well :winkwink:

Paul Waters 04-14-2004 07:30 PM

I have been first up the butt of 33 women. Yes, I keep count. Last one was on my birthday. An escort, age 19, whose site and photography I did. She wanted to offer greek to her clients, but wanted her first time to be good.... hehe.

But, I love sending the lady to the shower to get sqeeky clean, and then eating out their cute little ass holes. 9 out of 10 take it very easily after you warm them up properly.

Have the escort on tape saying she, "Would so do that again!" Priceless.

The wife manned the camcorder.

Life is good.

:rasta

MandyBlake 04-14-2004 07:43 PM

Anal sex is AWESOME if the guy knows what he's doing.
There are 5 key steps:
Lots of hot foreplay
Yummy Tongue/Ass action
Lots of Lube
Finger(s)/Ass action
Cock/Ass action

If you use each of these things in the order they are listed, and if you are enthusiastic, yet aware, you should have no problem.

There is always going to be SOME pressure in that area, but if you move slowly it shouldn't HURT like someone is trying to stick a watermelon in your ass.

Good Luck!
:thumbsup

Paul Waters 04-14-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
Anal sex is AWESOME if the guy knows what he's doing.
There are 5 key steps:
Lots of hot foreplay
Yummy Tongue/Ass action
Lots of Lube
Finger(s)/Ass action
Cock/Ass action


I would add one more step. It may take time. Get the lady into g-spot massage. This may come quick, it may take many seesions.

Get her into g-spot massage with the finger(s) up her bum. The g-spot is actually much easier to reach this way (have a look at an anatomy diagram).

It is amazing how the sphincter muscles relax when you do this!

:rasta


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