I hate the Icecream man
 

This annoying fucker drives down my street about 9 months out of the year.. every day. I know he is trying to make a living.. but his being on my street with his annoying little tune that comes blaring out, it even stops the music and says in a loud electronic voice "Hello", is driving me crazy!
I want to smash the fucking sound system on that damn truck!

The worst part is my little one will beg borrow and steal to get a dollar to buy this cheap ass icecream bar. If he is unable to get the money he throws wild tantrums that are out of control..

I told my oldest i was going to kick the icecream mans ass if he continues to come down this street every day...He is making a fortune off of me alone..:feels-hot

You are seriously crazy:thumbsup

I hope you end up taking him out

:glugglug Well... invite me in next time and maybe we can make a deal :Graucho

damn, I got to pay off the freaky icecream man ..i didnt know you were a little mexican guy that couldnt speak english..you sure can w-r-i-t-e it well :1orglaugh

Hola...no cash money needed..little jiggy jiggy no?:thumbsup

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because your street pays his rent!

simple.

roofing nails in the street.

then molotov.

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Thats much better than my grabbing him through the little w-i-n-d-o-w- and punching his lights out.

This fucker has even sent my kid in to get a check from me.. WTF.. he is 7 and doesnt know about checks:1orglaugh

are all words that start with "w" are banned or what..lol

Told them to get a check? Thats one ballsy ice cream man. Are you sure its not the ice cream man the original "Friday", Big Perm I think he was?

"HELLO!"

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No he didn't! OMG LMFAO.

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Just kick his ass and tell him to move to the next St.:winkwink:

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I can see your point of view. However, I love the ice cream man. I am like a child whenever they come down my street. I always run out and get one myself

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Well, as long as there are kids on your hood, then the ice cream man will always be around.

I almost did last night.. I was really feeling sick for some weird reason and I lost it.. my oldest son made me sit in the living room and breathe..hahahahaha.

Yeah, one day I hear the fucktard and my littlest one comes slamming through the house looking for money.. i told him I didnt have any.. he told me the icrcream man takes checks.. I got his check!!!

out of the whole street this fucker sits outside my house..every day around 7 pm. he doesnt even take off during most of the winter...they are supposed to quit in the summer dammit!

I would like him better :1orglaugh

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an image of homer going crazy when he hears the ice cream truck and pushes all the kids out of the way came to my mind...

just imagine Marge with a butcher knife in hand.. and you have me :1orglaugh

betty would you buy me ice cream?

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I'm broke.. we can steal it from him though:1orglaugh

I used to live in a poor part of town where there were 3 or 4 ice cream trucks competing for business. I heard that tune for hours on/off all day. It was even worse than the constant cruising of ghetto poseurs showing off their car stereos. Then loud mariachi music in the evenings, since half the street were newly immigrated from mexico, where apparently it is ok to regularly hold partys on your front lawn. Then gunshots for the rest of the night. (both celebratory and hostile) which of course brought the sirens . .

Ice-cream trucks mean you live where many people cannot afford to stock it in the freezer. My :2 cents: .. if you own a home, and ice cream trucks move into your neigborhood, sell quick because it's a sign of the area going in a bad direction.

i got money, there is something spicy about kidnapping an ice cream man with you though.

we could paint him up like Gacy and get him drunk, take his money, and drop him off somehwere.

(ive seen too many horror movies)

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I'd harm him before he takes over my neighborhood..I think this fucker has a monopoly on the area:1orglaugh

kidnapping and we could drive around in the truck too! Wheeeeeee :1orglaugh
i'm so game

do what I did:

Me and my buddies used to sit on a playground and this mother fucken truck used to come all the time with that nasty ass barney tune designed to summon all the zombie children to eat ice cream

so after a month in the summer of that FUCKEN tune ringing for 30 minutes every time, we came up to the guy and told him that if comes back we'll destroy his truck

so he came back naturally.

the next time he came back we were ready and it was his last

as soon as he stopped 2 of us went to buy somethin on the side while the rest stormed in from the back door and ripped out everything..

like the fridges and all that jam and juicy shit that gets poured

the bastard never came back

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thats truly disturbing :1orglaugh love it! :glugglug

Thats what I am talking about folks..:1orglaugh

One of the most fascinating stories ever recorded.

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Eeewww :Graucho

remember the ice cream truc driver in the movie "Assault On Precinct 13"?

If it really bothers you, complain to the city council. If you live in a residential area there are most likely zoning laws forbidding business in the area, and the city council will have to hear your case.

But then you'll like a fuckin asshole in front of everyone, complaining about the ice cream man :1orglaugh

"Allowance Day! DING-DING-DING-DING"
"ICE CREAM MAN, ICE CREAM MAN!!
:1orglaugh damn homer...

Yeah, Icecream van music really sucks.

I have never bought an icecream from one though. And I don't think I've ever seen one come past my house before.

I thought you were talking about that Van Halen "Ice Cream man" song for a second

kill him

what the fuck are you doing on a playground? Scoping dates?

so, you trashed someone's truck and think it's cool? I hope someone slashes the tires on your ride and see how funny you think it is...what a bunch of assholes

Just remember the ice cream man is just doing his job. How would you feel if someone comes up to you and tell he hates you and your job?

hmhmhm i like icecream it's very good:1orglaugh

Little kids get bout it I mean my hood is rot it,
i'm try to make a dollar 50 before i'm up and out it
Before jump in the game lets get one thing understood,
If you sellin that icecream ya got to make sure its good
Mr. Icecream man(mr. icecream man)

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can you relate? :1orglaugh

He's doing his job.. but he can choose to not sit outside my hahahahahaha every night for 9 months out of the year..and have my kids raid me for every last dollar I have.. fuck him.. he should get some decent ice cream instaed of his shitty wierd ass mexican ice cream bars... hell the wrappers don't even have english on them :1orglaugh

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so it's his fault your kids have no self control?
Maybe he comes past your house because he knows its an easy sell. Would you turn away surfers who signed up to your site because they couldn't control their sexual impulses? We sell an impulse item and so does the ice cream man and it would be pretty stupid of him businesswise to go to a neighborhood where he WASN'T selling anything...

it was all fine till sent my son inside to say he accepted checks.. He fucking robs the little ones.. charging $1 for a little shit ice cream bar.. hell yeah he keeps coming around.. my neighborhood is making him rich..

maybe I can send him to sit outside you door every night for 30 minutes:1orglaugh

Hell, even some of my vid clips I have made have that fuckers music in the background..:1orglaugh

I have my own neighborhood ice cream man and he even makes two trips a day through our neighborhood.

Simply tell your kids "no". If the guy stops selling product, he won't come around. Or w r i t e him a check and in the memo section wr it e: Thanks for the Handjob In The Men's Room...your kid will get ice cream and the ice cream man probably won't bother cashing the check ;-)

you dumb bastard..

don't take it personally, i am guessing your mom ran one of those trucks himself, so that's why you're soo pissed..

i'll destroy anything i like, as for some fucked up truck piece of shit i don't care.

I think i clearly said that we were sitting on the playground

that's hard to understand

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