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tony286 04-21-2004 05:10 PM

this is funny from usa today
 
I guess Kim komando is trying to be nice lol.


Q: Two adult sites have appeared in Internet Explorer without my knowledge. My wife is accusing me of looking at pornography and I haven't. Can you explain this so I don't lose my marriage?
A: You apparently are the victim of adware or spyware, hidden software the tracks your surfing habits and pops up Web advertising based the sites you have visited. The spyware might have surreptitiously installed itself when you downloaded a "free" program or clicked what you thought was the close box on a pop-up ad. There are two excellent programs that wipe out spyware: Ad-aware and Spybot Search and Destroy. Run them both

woj 04-21-2004 05:23 PM

heh, what is the big deal about people viewing porn websites?

BRISK 04-21-2004 05:25 PM

Step 1) Remove stick from wife's ass

swoop 04-21-2004 05:26 PM

That's a unique Ref ID in your TCG banner Tony_404

tony286 04-21-2004 05:27 PM

I never heard or experienced spyware or adware adding urls to internet explorer.

reynold 04-21-2004 05:28 PM

I guess the wife doesn't believe that porn will actually add up spice to their married sex life! :1orglaugh

swoop 04-21-2004 05:38 PM

looks like the wife laid down the law on his internet viewing

myjah 04-21-2004 06:42 PM

a good excuse for men all over America...they should save that answer

SykkBoy 04-21-2004 06:46 PM

his wife was probably afraid the guy would find the pics of her getting throatfucked ona MILF site...

pimplink 04-22-2004 12:08 AM

Maybe the wife got a secret hidden somewhere in the internet and is dreading the fact that his husband might come across it at one time! :1orglaugh

foolio 04-22-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swoop
That's a unique Ref ID in your TCG banner Tony_404
hahaha n00bs

foolio 04-22-2004 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Step 1) Remove stick from wife's ass
exactly. She must be a real cold fish

Wilber 04-22-2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hen-pecked pussy-whipped
My wife is accusing me of looking at pornography and I haven't.
Can you explain this so I don't lose my marriage?

Put a key-logger on that bitch and let's see what's going on in her hotmail.

newsdude 04-22-2004 12:45 AM

How about locking up the wife somewhere else!?? :1orglaugh

eiht_98 04-22-2004 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Step 1) Remove stick from wife's ass
:thumbsup

johnbosh 04-22-2004 12:56 AM

lols

Goose 04-22-2004 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber
Put a key-logger on that bitch and let's see what's going on in her hotmail.
good idea :1orglaugh


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