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10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

No president of the United States was an only **********.

"I am." and "I do." are the shortest complete sentences in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

China has more English speakers than the United States.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Stupid Laws : Denver, Colorado: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

An ounce of platinum can be stretched to 10000 feet.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

In Massachusetts, during the month of April, all dogs are required to have their hind legs tied.

In Kansas City, Missouri, minors may not purchase cap pistols. It is legal for them, however, to buy a shotgun.

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to walk backwards on a sidewalk while eating peanuts during a live concert.

In Tulsa, Oklahoma it is unlawful for someone to open a soda bottle without having a licensed engineer present.

In Tennessee, it is unlawful to shoot any animal from a moving vehicle. The exception is a whale, of course.

The largest candy ever was a marzipan chocolate taht weighed as much as 24 people.

Americans chew enough gum every year to make a single stick 5 million miles long.

A tooth left overnight in a glass of cola will have dissolved by the morning.

Swifts spend 2 to 3 years at a time in the air, never setting foot on land.

One of the largest chocolate chip hahahahahahas ever made contained over 3 million chocolate chips.

The word "hahahahahaha" comes from the Dutch word "koekje", which means "little cake".

Shark skin is so rough it is used as sandpaper in Japan.

Over 1/2 the world's 8,600 species of birds live in the Amazon rain forest.

In 1990 1/5 million cars were caught in a traffic jam trying to cross the East-West German border when the Berlin Wall came down.

The 1st traffic signals were put up in Parliament Square in London, England, in 1868.

One of the longest stuffed toys in the world was a snake measuring 1,823 feet.

Although the tin can was invented in 1812, it took another 50 years before someone got around to inventing the label.

West Virginia law dictates that a man may have sex with an animal as long as it weighs under 40 lbs.

On Sundays in Hartford, Connecticut, is it illegal to kiss your wife.

In Minnesota it is illegal to sleep naked.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

All other sex positions but missionary are illegal in Washington, D.C.

Moose's are forbidden from having sex on city sidewalks in Fairbanks, Alaska.

14 is the legal age of consent in Hawaii.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.

In Ames, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.

All the 50 states of America are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

All porcupines float in water.

Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $440,000

An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

An estimated 6,000 American teenagers lose their virginity every day.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.

Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

Bubble gum contains rubber.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4

Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7

Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where he/she grew up: 1 in 2

Coca-cola was originally green.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Dreamt is the only English word that ends with "mt".

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treas.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

Every time Beethoven sat down to hahahahaha music, he poured ice water over his head.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation.

In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

In high school, Robin Williams was voted "Least Likely to Succeed."

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.

No one knows why, but 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80. Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50.

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

Starfish have eight eyes--one at the end of each leg.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.

There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Slugs have 4 noses!

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!

Fortune hahahahahahas were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung

Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

A fly's tastebuds are on its feet.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The dog featured on a box of Cracker Jacks name is Bingo, the little boy is Jack.

An eyelash lives about 5 months.

The World Trade Center towers in New York City had two zip codes, 10047 and 10048, one for each building.

The 100 years war lasted 116 years.

There are 225 squares on a scrabble board.

Smokey The Bear's original name was Hotfoot Teddy.

The honey bee is the only bee that dies after stinging.

An average pair of feet will sweat a pint of perspiration a day.

Check this out, look at your keyboard, the only ten letter word that you can spell with the top row of letters is "typehahahahahar".

In an average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of three times around the world.

Did you know that clinophobia is the fear of beds.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A soccer ball has 32 panels.

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

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