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Harmon 05-25-2004 11:10 AM

If you found $100 on the street...
 
if you were walking down the street and looked down and saw a c note on the ground only it was underneath a pile of dogshit, would you take it? there are no people around. just you, the $100 dollar bill and a pile of canine fecal matter. no napkins to clean your hands. well would ya? be honest

Boogie3 05-25-2004 11:11 AM

Probably, it's still $100 and you can always wash your hands.

Babaganoosh 05-25-2004 11:13 AM

I'd take it. It's just dogshit. It's not like there's anything REALLY nasty on it...like broccoli.

Harmon 05-25-2004 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boogie3
Probably, it's still $100 and you can always wash your hands.

:thumbsup

X37375787 05-25-2004 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
...like broccoli.

:1orglaugh

count blingula 05-25-2004 11:15 AM

i would take it, wash it, then go and buy a big peice of crack cocaine with it!:thumbsup

Basic_man 05-25-2004 11:15 AM

I'd keep it for sure!

CDSmith 05-25-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by count blingula
i would take it, wash it, then go and buy a big peice of crack cocaine with it!:thumbsup
May as well leave the $100 for someone more sensible, and eat the dogshit.

Harmon 05-25-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
May as well leave the $100 for someone more sensible, and eat the dogshit.
lmao. funny stuff

Babaganoosh 05-25-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by count blingula
i would take it, wash it, then go and buy a big peice of crack cocaine with it!:thumbsup
:1orglaugh
Mmmmm....craaaaaack.

MissGrim 05-25-2004 11:18 AM

Somebody who wouldn't take $100 if it was under a pile of dog poop has too much money. =P

Lonny 05-25-2004 11:19 AM

I found 560.00 im a gold money clip back in jr high school and kept that shit...

sumphatpimp 05-25-2004 11:20 AM

next time you are in a store buying something, and you stick your hand out for the change ask yourself "where has that money been?"

:1orglaugh

Harmon 05-25-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
next time you are in a store buying something, and you stick your hand out for the change ask yourself "where has that money been?"

:1orglaugh

ok. i will try that :thumbsup

Babaganoosh 05-25-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissGrim
Somebody who wouldn't take $100 if it was under a pile of dog poop has too much money. =P
I'll bet you wouldn't find many self-made millionaires who wouldn't take the c-note. They didn't get rich by being stupid.

Manowar 05-25-2004 11:23 AM

I'd leave it, whats the point - maybe the person will find it again. Keep the karma :glugglug

stocktrader23 05-25-2004 11:23 AM

I'd take the hundred. I did see a $20 on Bourbon street during Mardi Gras I wouldn't touch with your hand though.

DreamCumTrue 05-25-2004 11:25 AM

yes

cayne 05-25-2004 11:26 AM

lucky guy :)

Zoe_Zoebaboe 05-25-2004 11:27 AM

Hehe, I would. Get a stick, mve over the doggie poo...pick it up, wash hands.

alexg 05-25-2004 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I'd take it. It's just dogshit. It's not like there's anything REALLY nasty on it...like broccoli.
:1orglaugh

TheFrog 05-25-2004 11:28 AM

yeah i would

Firehorse 05-25-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I'll bet you wouldn't find many self-made millionaires who wouldn't take the c-note. They didn't get rich by being stupid.

stev0 05-25-2004 11:32 AM

i'd grab it and head to the nearest bank for change :thumbsup

Tala 05-25-2004 11:32 AM

Um, let me think about that a minute............................................ ...............................................
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Drinks are on me. :glugglug

JDog 05-25-2004 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I'll bet you wouldn't find many self-made millionaires who wouldn't take the c-note. They didn't get rich by being stupid.
You've got a great point there! :thumbsup

Hmm, with the bill being under the shit, there's probably hidden cameras around. "You've been on candid camera!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho

jDOG

Rictor 05-25-2004 11:47 AM

This is how I make all my money.

Platinum Red 05-25-2004 11:54 AM

Oh man that is gross

freeadultcontent 05-25-2004 11:58 AM

Id wait a few minutes until someone else came by, offer them 20.00 to pick it up for me and whipe it off.

bdld 05-25-2004 11:59 AM

i wouldn't actually touch the dog shit, id probably find a bag or papers and grab it like that, wash it with the hose dry it out and then its good as new

Horny Dude 05-25-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ikonworx
I found 560.00 im a gold money clip back in jr high school and kept that shit...
Fuck lucky bastard! The most I have ever found was $20. Everytime I find a wallet the fucker has been cleaned out. Just my luck!:(

ytcracker 05-25-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boogie3
Probably, it's still $100 and you can always wash your hands.

rigrunner 05-25-2004 12:02 PM

I would take it but it would gross me out :1orglaugh

Axeman 05-25-2004 12:05 PM

of course

Reak 05-25-2004 12:06 PM

Most people are acting big in this thread.

If i would find it, i would take it and be happy.

EviLGuY 05-25-2004 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
if you were walking down the street and looked down and saw a c note on the ground only it was underneath a pile of dogshit, would you take it? there are no people around. just you, the $100 dollar bill and a pile of canine fecal matter. no napkins to clean your hands. well would ya? be honest
For sure.. I have 2 big dogs. Dog shit doesn't bother me anymore. Now if it was HUMAN shit.. maybe. :Graucho :1orglaugh

Lauren 05-25-2004 12:19 PM

i would!!!! why not??? it's still $100 :winkwink:

Jaded Chica 05-25-2004 03:27 PM

Anyone who says they wouldnt are lying

aaron 05-25-2004 03:28 PM

fuck yes, of course

Aquarius 05-25-2004 03:30 PM

I probably would.

jhauser 05-25-2004 03:31 PM

Armed & Hammered that was funny or something like fried liver!:1orglaugh

Titan 05-25-2004 03:32 PM

Eh probably not.

Vitasoy 05-25-2004 03:35 PM

Sure I'd probably take it... :winkwink:


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