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goBigtime 05-28-2004 01:39 PM

Whats the highest NO RISK return you can get on 1 Million USD?
 
I don't know much about finance and traditional investments...

The only thing I know of is a CD.

What other options are there for "zero risk" 1 year investments of ~$1 million USD?

69pornlinks 05-28-2004 01:40 PM

no risk? the only safe thing is prolly cd/savings account

SMG 05-28-2004 01:40 PM

Give it to me.

KRL 05-28-2004 01:43 PM

http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/sec/sec.htm

stev0 05-28-2004 01:43 PM

GIC account?

Pornwolf 05-28-2004 01:48 PM

Most likely that would be a bond. If 5% is what excites you then have fun.

VideoJ 05-28-2004 02:24 PM

http://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h15/current/

scoreman 05-28-2004 02:37 PM

The safest of the safe are Treasury Inflation Indexed Securities (TIPS).
one of the posters above already gave the link. They are basically T-Bills that are juiced up a bit by tying the interest and redemption payments to inflation.

Manowar 05-28-2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoJ
http://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h15/current/
:1orglaugh

Rich 05-28-2004 02:45 PM

Spend it on gallery spots. :2 cents:

Dawgy 05-28-2004 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Spend it on gallery spots. :2 cents:
your sig is mesmerizing :glugglug

Pusser 05-28-2004 02:47 PM

check out the savings and cd rates at www.bankrate.com
i think orange savings at ING is 2% ( the highest in the nation)


ever considered index powered annuities , stock market rewards without risk. You get like 4-6% guaranteed return, but if the markets go up you share in that profit

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BeHeadR 05-28-2004 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Spend it on gallery spots. :2 cents:
Sig too funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

x-vision 05-28-2004 02:56 PM

if you really have $1 million cash to put away, first, GFY is not the place to ask for advice and second, a zero risk investment is basically throwing money away. The better thing to do is diversify amongst several conservative investments. Any financial advisor would be happy to consult if you have $1M liquid.

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rigged video poker machines provided a good return for a few people before they went to jail.

Rich 05-28-2004 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x-vision
if you really have $1 million cash to put away, first, GFY is not the place to ask for advice
:GFYBand

Rich 05-28-2004 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by BeHeadR
Sig too funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
The best part is that if you look in the mirror, you get a 2nd angle. :1orglaugh

VeriSexy 05-28-2004 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pusser
check out the savings and cd rates at www.bankrate.com
i think orange savings at ING is 2% ( the highest in the nation)


ever considered index powered annuities , stock market rewards without risk. You get like 4-6% guaranteed return, but if the markets go up you share in that profit

I heard good things about ING :thumbsup

strobi 05-28-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
Spend it on gallery spots. :2 cents:
best sig ever! So true on so many levels!:winkwink:

FlyingIguana 05-28-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I don't know much about finance and traditional investments...

The only thing I know of is a CD.

What other options are there for "zero risk" 1 year investments of ~$1 million USD?

with interest rates ready to rise, like 5 or 10 year US treasuries. yields are low tho. be in the low 4s with equal amounts in both.

might want to take on some risk and grab some prefered stock of some larger companies where you can yield 7-8%. need companies with good cash flow and stable earnings/cash flows. that could bring you over 5% with fairly low risk.

FlyingIguana 05-28-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x-vision
if you really have $1 million cash to put away, first, GFY is not the place to ask for advice and second, a zero risk investment is basically throwing money away. The better thing to do is diversify amongst several conservative investments. Any financial advisor would be happy to consult if you have $1M liquid.
most financial advisors are douchebags who are nothing more than salespeople. you can get much better advice from a few people here.

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